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re: Women hitting men and men retaliate in kind. Thought?

Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:32 pm to
Posted by Stingray
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:32 pm to
Self Defense Assumes No Genders
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:32 pm to
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There's no way you come out of hitting a woman without looking like a complete piece of shite. End of story, no exceptions.

I disagree
Posted by Mung
Ba’on Rooj
Member since Aug 2007
9504 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:33 pm to
because you will go to jail, and be subject to public humiliation, while nobody cares when a chick hits you.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:34 pm to
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My practice on this to never strike a woman in any way. I'm a fairly big guys and I realize that I could hurt a woman if I let myself.


You can't control the force you use? Do you grab glass drinking cups and crush them in your hands? Do you regularly find yourself crushing your remote control?
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:35 pm to
It's not, though.

It's all observation.

I know within 5 seconds what your dominant hand is.

I will parry and hit you opposite. That's not difficult.

I'll punch you by the time you realized I blocked you.

Posted by SchwiftySzechuanRick
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2017
217 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:35 pm to
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Have you seen his appearance on Colbert's show? It's a great example of how rabid PC culture is really ruining comedy.


To an extent it has, but it has also done more for the renegades of comedy than any other pervasive social issue.

Stanhope, O'Neal (RIP), C.K., Burr, and Jefferies don't give a frick about any of that horseshite. All of them effectively push the envelope with their language and subject matter.

It's comparable to what the PMRC did for "controversial" music during the '80s. It only adds fuel to the fire, in my opinion.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:36 pm to
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because you will go to jail, and be subject to public humiliation, while nobody cares when a chick hits you.




So the only reasons you think a woman shouldn't be hit are 1) legal consequences and 2) public humiliation?
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:37 pm to
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It's not, though.

It's all observation.

I know within 5 seconds what your dominant hand is.

I will parry and hit you opposite. That's not difficult.

I'll punch you by the time you realized I blocked you.




You trying to unseat Tigerbait2008 as the worst poster on the forum or is this satire?
Posted by SchwiftySzechuanRick
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2017
217 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:37 pm to
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There's no way you come out of hitting a woman without looking like a complete piece of shite. End of story, no exceptions.


Absolutism like this is some of the most frickin' near-sighted and egotistical thinking imaginable.

Posted by little billy
Orange County, CA
Member since May 2015
8469 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:39 pm to

quote:

 know within 5 seconds what your dominant hand is. 

I will parry and hit you opposite. That's not difficult. 

I'll punch you by the time you realized I blocked you. 


Jean Claude Van Damme up in this thread.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19974 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:39 pm to
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I know within 5 seconds what your dominant hand is.


You give mouth hugs to men.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:40 pm to
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O'Neal (RIP)

To me he was the best at it because, as a black guy, he could say pretty much anything he wanted and get away with it which made his comedy so much better than his contemporaries. Hell, he used to say "I can say whatever I want because I'm black and I'm not limited like white people are" all the time
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19974 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:40 pm to
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End of story, no exceptions.


Always exceptions.

Posted by SchwiftySzechuanRick
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2017
217 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:40 pm to
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because you will go to jail, and be subject to public humiliation


Really? So every male who has ever hit a woman, regardless of the reason (e.g., self-defense, domestic abuse, anger, retaliation, etc.), has been convicted in a court of law?

Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:41 pm to
I've read your posts. They suck.

You can't fight. That's all I got out of this.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76122 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:42 pm to
I follow the Chris Rock method.


I will never, ever ever ever hit a woman...

(Applause)

But I'll shake a bitch!
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91669 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:42 pm to
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Also Joe Mixon of OU who was pushed and slapped by a young woman.


I'm just going to stop right here. In that video he bucks up like he's about to deck her before she slaps him. Then he knocks her out. I just can't defend that shite.
Posted by Mung
Ba’on Rooj
Member since Aug 2007
9504 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:42 pm to
the hypo implied that the girl had hit the guy first, using the football player example.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

I've read your posts. They suck.

You can't fight. That's all I got out of this.




yikes... your retard act isn't a joke
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/21/17 at 5:42 pm to
How original was that thought for you? Did you hear it more than 20x from another person?
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