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re: Woman quits her job to breastfeed her boyfriend every two hours

Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:00 pm to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138853 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:00 pm to
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I’ve never been pregnant, so I probably can’t lactate
I have nipples. Can you milk me?

quote:

A failure as a woman and a fetishist
son, I am disappoint
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:04 pm to
You’re gonna have to quit your job before I’ll commit to the experiment.

Random aside: I used to casually know someone who ran an ANR dating site in this area 10 years ago. It is apparently a thing.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:05 pm to
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ANR
quote:

It is apparently a thing.


Que?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:07 pm to
Adult Nursing Relationship
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:08 pm to
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Adult Nursing Relationship


Ahhh, sorry, I see it now. I only saw the b-word.

I get weirded out enough by people that breastfeed kids that are only enough to ask for it... Adults are like next level.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138853 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:12 pm to
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You’re gonna have to quit your job before I’ll commit to the experiment.
I'm too good at work to quit

Lucky for you, I can do a lot of work from home

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used to casually know someone who ran an ANR dating site in this area 10 years ago
this needs more development
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74649 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:13 pm to
I mean yeah, what dude doesn’t like sucking on some nice titties?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:13 pm to
I’m with you. I can usually sort of understand fetishes, but this is up there with wearing diapers.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:18 pm to
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this needs more development


I never asked him about it. It was a relative of a friend sort of thing whom I’d only see at big gatherings. He got married, so I guess it was a success
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138853 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:19 pm to
I ended up at a table a couple nights ago with an interesting female that was all about the healing powers of gemstones.

As a man of science, I thought it was fantastic
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:23 pm to
Doesn't matter, got milk.

This post was edited on 4/27/18 at 5:24 pm
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11638 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:23 pm to


She sounds like exactly the type you could convince to start an adult nursing relationship. Win!
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138853 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 5:26 pm to
I prefer perky tits.

Appreciate the thoughts, though
Posted by ATXTiger64
Member since Jul 2006
891 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 6:21 pm to
Posted by Num1TigerSpam
Member since Mar 2018
245 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 7:23 pm to
The breast feeding activists didn't come this far for him to not go to work with her, right?

They both don't have jobs, just together breastfeeding all day attached at the hip... It's the breastfeeding making them closer for sure. The dude honestly looks like he needs the nutrition though
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38577 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 7:29 pm to
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Jennifer Mulford said she wanted to create an ‘Adult Breastfeeding Relationship’ – and mentioned the idea to her former childhood sweetheart,

Would love to have heard this conversation.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64689 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 7:31 pm to
They look like a meth couple almost.
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 9:07 pm to
I thought it was just called sucking titties
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 9:28 pm to
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She told The Sun, ‘It was like a light switched flicked in his head.


He’s been looking at some weird stuff online
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9010 posts
Posted on 4/27/18 at 9:37 pm to
I know right! This is one of those things that just completely changes levels on how fricking crazy the world is. Much like midget porn, My life will not be the same after reading this.
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