re: With Star Wars VII about to be released, here come the counterfeit toys

Those are almost good enough to belong in the counterfeit action figure hall of fame. Original inductee:

Surely the names are shopped

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Dennis?

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The (phantom) menace

I love the fact that some Trekkie had taken the time to downvote every post in this thread.

You can't make this shite up

I am trying to recap the Chinese version of Episode I, help appreciated

To recap the first part of Episode I -
Emperor Daft Serious sent the Trade Federation to blockade Naboo and force Queen to sign a treaty to make it legal. Jedi Master Fly-Gone-Gin and his padawan Toby-One were detached by Glorious Star Lord to negotiate a settlement.

When Fly and Toby were attacked on the Trade Federation ship, they escaped to Naboo’s surface and found safety with the Gungans. The Gungan leader, Upright Slug, helped the Jedi and they eventually escaped with Queen to Tatooine. Needing to repair the hyper-drive, they found What had the needed parts, however Republic credits were traded here. During that encounter Fly and Queen were introduced to Little Girl and the force seemed string with Little Girl. Fly and What entered in a game of chance and What agreed to free Little Girl and give them the hyper-drive parts if Little Girl won the pod-race.

After winning the race Little Girl accompanied Fly, Queen and Toby off Tatooine. Before departing they were attacked by the Sith Lord Dennis.

Fly introduced Little Girl to the Jedi Council where Little Girl was examined by Yoda, Mace Window and Conehead.