re: Why do wives get butt hurt when you nicely tell them you're not in mood to talk

Because most have no idea that the soul crushing 10-12 hours you've just put in was not some grand plan to avoid conversation with her and now it's time to catch up on the conversation she had with your mother in law about what the dog did while they were at church when Aunt Sally accidentally opened the laundry room door and little Nipper made a beeline to the open gate, narrowly missing the white Volvo the neighbor's around the corner drive but luckily they swerved and missed Nipper while he ran over the the Oriental's yard and chewed the arm off the cute little bhudda statues that sits toward the driveway side of their house, 1/2 way to the ligustrum as :youcocktheberretta:


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