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Why didn't I think of that? Amazon Best Seller = 266 blank pages

Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:03 pm
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184515 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:03 pm
The book in question: Reasons To Vote For Democrats: A Comprehensive Guide






quote:

“What’s really great about this book, you can go cover-to-cover in about 15, 20 seconds,” Knowles’ told “Fox & Friends” on Thursday.

Billed as “the most exhaustively researched and coherently argued Democrat Party apologia to date,” the spoof book was Knowles' attempt to razz the party for a lack of direction. The conservative journalist released it last month and the book was listed at $9.99 on Amazon -- but you can pick up a paperback on sale for $7.08.

The project does, curiously, contain an extensive bibliography and a table of contents. But nothing else.

“It took a very long time to research this book,” Knowles said Thursday. “I’ve been observing the Democratic Party for at least 10 years now and when I observed their record and reasons to vote for them – on reasons of economics or foreign policy or homeland security or civil rights and so on – I realized it was probably best to just leave all the pages blank.”
This post was edited on 3/9/17 at 7:04 pm
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:05 pm to
Who's the joke on?
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184515 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:06 pm to
quote:

Who's the joke on?




Your parents?
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:07 pm to
You've got Dawgfaninca Syndrome.
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
17836 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

Who's the joke on?

Anyone stupid enough to buy it.
This post was edited on 3/9/17 at 7:09 pm
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184515 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:09 pm to
I am sure that's clever in your head.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184515 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:15 pm to
quote:

Anyone stupid enough to buy it.





That $7 is probably worth the novelty of a good joke. Unless you're ballcaster. Then that $7 is better used as credit to watch dudes on Chaturbate.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:24 pm to
damn this is a best seller!? why didn't I think of this shite?!

Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
33865 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:27 pm to
I've got like 7 bucks left on a visa gift card.

Can I use that to make you cry?
Posted by bbeck
Member since Dec 2011
15428 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

That $7 is probably worth the novelty of a good joke. Unless you're ballcaster. Then that $7 is better used as credit to watch dudes on Chaturbate.
quote:

stout

Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5330 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

I realized it was probably best to just leave all the pages blank


Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80821 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:38 pm to
Is there a Kindle Version?

Should have been 288 pages.
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
17836 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:45 pm to
And it's in paperback only? At least class it up with a hard cover. Probably could get away with charging $15 for that.
Posted by stinkdawg
Savannah, smoking by the gas cans
Member since Aug 2014
4072 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:45 pm to
Will out sell Hillary's book on ethics.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80821 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Will out sell Hillary's book on ethics.


Well it probably has more content than Hillary's.
Posted by ballscaster
Member since Jun 2013
26861 posts
Posted on 3/9/17 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

I am sure that's clever in your head.
Another symptom.

You actually can't be funny. You just ain't got it.
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