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re: Which woman made the profile?

Posted on 3/25/26 at 5:21 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134537 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

shoulda used “minge”, baw

I am not a vulgarian



Lofty Kafka is not a vulgarian,
Not some uncouth, crude cursing barbarian,
He would never use minge,
In some rhyme about hinge,
Like a lewd lascivious Lotharian .
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47282 posts
Posted on 3/25/26 at 7:04 pm to
We’ve made it a few pages and I don’t think anyone has explained our reasoning.

Guys swipe fast to the right on any decent looking chick. A guy sees a group of mostly attractive women and figures the odds are that the profile is one of the decent looking ones, idk he doesn’t really think it through. The least attractive chick in the picture posts it to try and inflate her right swipes. Guys aren’t that picky so if they do match, there’s a decent chance he will engage. Matches are so rare for average guys that he will take the ego boost. But if he knew the woman was the unattractive one, he wouldn’t have swiped right in the first place.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90227 posts
Posted on 3/26/26 at 8:51 am to
Soooo are we gonna get an answer on this or does OP even know? I'm almost positive it's 3 or 6 and my reasoning is as follows.

-A girl isn't gonna lead with this and be standing on the end of the photo. It presents her as an outsider and meek. Instantly toss out 1 and 7.
-A common theme is that it's always the ugly one because they want to be surrounded by hots to raise their profile. That may have some merit, but in this case if it was the ugly one (5) I'm not sure they'd lead off with this picture in addition to many of them being that much better looking. I'm going against the "the butler did it" grain and tossing out 5.
-4 has a ring and is in white so this is presumbaly some kind of bridal shower thing so toss her out.
-That leaves 2, 3, and 6. 2 is one of the better looking ones but is not dressed flattering and is towards the outside so I'm tossing her out.

That leaves 3 and 6.

-3 is pretty decent looking in her own right, is towards the middle, is dressed flattering, and is in a power position right next to the bride
-6 is definitely not one of the better looking ones but she is not the ugliest, and is strageically positioned right next to the ugliest, thereby raising her own profile.


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