re: What's something you're certain nobody actually likes but refuses to admit?

i enjoy being in a car with a sunroof. i didn't enjoy owning one. i learned things i never suspected. they don't actually seal when closed. they allow water in, then channel it to the corner, where a small tube drains it down a pillar and out the bottom. with the water comes debris and mildew, which clog the drains and the channels overflow. your first clue will be a leather seat or floor full of water after a rain.

Anyone replying with food items to this question is choosing to be quite ignorant of dispersant palettes among the populace.