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What if April the giraffe isn't even pregnant?

Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:11 pm
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:11 pm
We're on Day 20 of "Giraffe Watch 2017" and nada.

What if she's just playing us?
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14716 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:12 pm to
she's just constipated
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24301 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:12 pm to
She just wanted to scare her supposed baby's daddy into giving her abortion money that she was going to spend on a MK purse.
Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:13 pm to
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What if she's just playing us?


Maybe she got an abortion. It's her body.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:14 pm to
The other day she had a big old bulge out of one side behind her ribs. She's got something in there!

Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
78658 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:14 pm to
Who cares
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:15 pm to
I wonder what giraffe tastes like...
Posted by LSUweights
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
3600 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

MK purse.


Must be a trashy giraffe
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:17 pm to
Doesn't matter, had giraffe sex
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17188 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:26 pm to
The best would be some sick sniper taking the preggers head off on live video for no other reason than to troll SJWs and Facebookers.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 2:27 pm to
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I wonder what giraffe tastes like...



What did one lesbian giraffe say to the other lesbian giraffe?


We do taste like chicken!!
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3373 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 5:26 pm to
quote:

I wonder what giraffe tastes like...


Honestly it's very tasty.
Had it when I went to Kenya for some work many years ago at a state-sponsored restaurant just outside of Nairobi
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
30011 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 5:27 pm to
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I wonder what giraffe tastes like...


Like wild ducks.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 6:31 pm to
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Like wild ducks.


same number of neck bones but got to be more neckbone meat
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
51955 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 6:50 pm to
It seems like it has been at least a month since people started watching this thing "about to give birth".
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 7:34 pm to
The Media/PR department at the Zoo is walking around high fiving their way around the office. Every day that passes, thousands are following a pregnant animal like it's never happened before.

If you're really that interested, YouTube it and move on.
This post was edited on 3/22/17 at 7:35 pm
Posted by southernelite
Houston, TX
Member since Sep 2009
53568 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 7:36 pm to
Almost April 1st, Giraffe's name is April.... Definitely an April Fool's joke.

Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 7:52 pm to
What in the frick is "April the giraffe"???
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 8:14 pm to
Can someone please explain what's so amazing about this particular giraffe and her pregnancy?
Posted by GeauxLSUGRL
Member since Nov 2014
769 posts
Posted on 3/22/17 at 8:16 pm to
It's April Fools. On the world. Just think about all the idiots watching just for it to be a joke....
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