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re: What do you look for in a woman?

Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:20 am to
Posted by Tunasntigers92
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:20 am to
Pills, champagne, fast cars,and faster women. Why the frick can't we all be as cool as you dude
Posted by FT
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:20 am to
Posted by Scireverum
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:21 am to
Kempt pubic hair,
Labia minora that doesn't look like arbys and labia majora that is more engorged than Rob Ryner.
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:21 am to
Thats fine with me. I don't have one of them at the moment but I will have one soon
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:22 am to
quote:

Pills, champagne, fast cars,and faster women. Why the frick can't we all be as cool as you dude


That's a question you need to ask yourself
Posted by FT
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:22 am to
What, in your trunk?
Posted by Tunasntigers92
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Member since Sep 2014
27899 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:23 am to
How do you feel about beef curtain's?
Posted by lsu480
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:25 am to
Nah. I have one I could lock up now that meets all of those and is rich but she talks too much and is older than I want so I am still looking
Posted by Tunasntigers92
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Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:26 am to
How do you coerce girls into riding that Lil chode
Posted by FT
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:27 am to
This is so fricking funny.

ETA: I mean, it really sucks that you're you, because you're missing out on hillarity. This is like when Cartman said,"Sure, lots of times. I've been laid like 5,000 times."
This post was edited on 4/20/15 at 1:31 am
Posted by Scireverum
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:28 am to
Bad
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:28 am to
I like to think my criteria is much more realistic and obtainable
Posted by Tunasntigers92
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:29 am to
But realistically it isnt
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92902 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:30 am to
Ya, I feel bad for the dudes that end up with subpar broads
Posted by FT
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:33 am to


Is this you?



ETA: Do you think this tweet is about you?

This post was edited on 4/20/15 at 1:37 am
Posted by Tunasntigers92
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27899 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:35 am to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:47 am to
Not even close, I only date women like I described
Posted by FT
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:48 am to
Hoping you get that first date, baw.
Posted by Tunasntigers92
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27899 posts
Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:54 am to
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
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Posted on 4/20/15 at 1:55 am to
Thanks baw but I usually don't go on a date until after I have banged them out
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