re: What are your simple pleasures?

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watching whatever you're pressure washing come clean.

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There are entire YT channels devoted to that.

1. A big old dump (the kind where you grab hold to the handicap bar in the stall)
2. Discovering that fart was not a shart
3. Checking your bank balance online and seeing you got paid
4. Spending $75 at Kohls and saving $300
5. Getting gas for .03 cheaper than the last place you passed (even if it's 5-miles farther out of your way)

Popping morning boners

A ice cold budweiser on a hot day, from the bottom of an ice chest thats so cold it hurts your teeth.

Bonus if you're on a boat.