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re: Weirdest text you accidentally sent/received?

Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:29 pm to
Posted by Chaz95
Dallas, Texas
Member since Nov 2007
19639 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:29 pm to
chick texted that she was 3 months late.
"wrong number...I hope"
"OMG! so sorry"
"Good luck with that!" [winky face..chicks love winky faces]
Posted by CENLALSUFAN
Beaumont
Member since Mar 2009
7263 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:31 pm to
Hey dis nookie...got weed?
Posted by fightingtiger2335
heh?
Member since Aug 2007
61157 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:32 pm to
And you know she puts out
Posted by fightingtiger2335
heh?
Member since Aug 2007
61157 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:33 pm to
Ya. They go by blues or tickets
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42704 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

this guy was clearly selling roxys right?


Yes
Posted by Sellecks Moustache
NC
Member since Jun 2014
5994 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:41 pm to
Got a nude picture from a random black chick, super hot. Decided to send her back a picture of muh cack.

She just replied "meh".
Posted by IdahoTiger
San Diego, CA
Member since Dec 2007
1871 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:45 pm to
I accidently sent my mom a text reading, "About to take a grav, then I'll head over." Obviously not meant for her but she just sent back "Had to urban dictionary grav. Don't do drugs." That was embarrassing but she laughs about it now.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42704 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

"About to take a grav,


I don't get it either.
Posted by Taurus
Loozianna
Member since Feb 2015
4955 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:50 pm to
Not my weirdest text, but a friend of mine's wife texted him she "was having fun now drinking with Tim." while she was on vacation with her friends at the beach. My friend, her husband responded, "Who the frick is Tim?"

She replied, "OMG, I meant rum, I meant drinking Rum, damn autocorrect."
Posted by IdahoTiger
San Diego, CA
Member since Dec 2007
1871 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

I don't get it either


grav = hit out of a gravity bong
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
42704 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

grav = hit out of a gravity bong



Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:05 pm to
Bought some weed in HS
Texted my friend to say "Don't buy weed from so-and-so, he's sketchy and he just shorted me"
Except I didn't text my friend, I accidentally sent that to the dealer I just bought from and was talking about. AWKWARD
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:12 pm to
I got drunk and group texted a pic of my dick to a bunch of people on my coed kickball team.
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33192 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:13 pm to
I had a hood rat text me telling me (in so many words) that he had been drinking Bacardi and was going to get his freak on with me. I played along sarcastically resulting in him threatening to shoot me. It was fricking classic.
Posted by John Wayne
Baton Rouge, La
Member since May 2007
942 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:17 pm to
quote:

Bought some weed in HS
Texted my friend to say "Don't buy weed from so-and-so, he's sketchy and he just shorted me"
Except I didn't text my friend, I accidentally sent that to the dealer I just bought from and was talking about. AWKWARD



Aaaand then he killed you.
Posted by Alabamya
Da Ham
Member since Jan 2009
9179 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:23 pm to
Got a random text that said" Man, you look just like the sax singer in lost boys".


I sent "Wrong number but who ever you meant this for is a douche"
Posted by slaphappy
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2005
2371 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:24 pm to
I work for a Japanese company. We had an all-hands conference call with the CEO, who is Japanese. One of the sales team did not have his mute on, and said, "WTF is this piece of shite Jap talking about. He can go f himself." Dead silence. Dude fired within the hour....talk about awkward!
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:31 pm to
No actually he was super dumb and I talked my way out of it and convinced him I typed in the wrong name a long with sending it to the wrong person
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:33 pm to
Either that or Viagra - which is much better than theformer
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147956 posts
Posted on 3/12/15 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

you should've texted back, "I TOLD YOU I WANTED REDS, MOTHER frickER!! STOP frickING WITH ME AND GET MY shite!!"

That's stupid





There isn't any "reds"
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