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re: **Wednesday Lunch Thread: Making The LT Great Again**

Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:47 pm to
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:47 pm to
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He believes that everyone should be given the same amount of cock to gobble? I find that hard to believe.



Just know that I'm eating deliciously spicy wings for dinner and you're breaking a sweat trying for a laugh...

Jerk.

How are you?
Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:47 pm to
Here's the problem, Aspy; the Good Lord gave me the talent of remembering the lyrics to all the songs I like. However, He tempered that talent by giving me a voice that can't carry a tune in a bucket. That, much to the chagrin to family and friends, does not stop me from singing!
Posted by OweO
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:51 pm to
What's going on? I saw "cock to gobble" and that caught my attention...
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:51 pm to
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Here's the problem, Aspy; the Good Lord gave me the talent of remembering the lyrics to all the songs I like. However, He tempered that talent by giving me a voice that can't carry a tune in a bucket. That, much to the chagrin to family and friends, does not stop me from singing!




If you had to that my wife's inability to sing the correct lyrics, You've got the trifecta.

Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:51 pm to
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Same!


Nice! If we play our cards right we can probably make others quit and get in 36 in the same amount of time as playing 18! I'm feeling good about this!
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:52 pm to
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Just know that I'm eating deliciously spicy wings for dinner and you're breaking a sweat trying for a laugh...



First of all, I'd be sweating whether I was being a try-hard or just sitting here like Pizza the Hut.

B. How dare you taunt me with your wings?!

ETA: Iona, I feel confident we can clear the course with our singing faster than LCA can clear a room with his... jokes.
This post was edited on 2/27/19 at 4:56 pm
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:53 pm to
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How dare you taunt me with your wings?!


It's only fair, you've taunted me with your legs numerous times.

Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:53 pm to
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If you had to that my wife's inability to sing the correct lyrics, You've got the trifecta


Does Mrs. LCA play golf?
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:54 pm to
I can’t sing at all. I do play a mean steering wheel.
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:56 pm to
She has clubs... But no athletic ability... No willingness to practice... But can drive a cart and serve a drink... As long as it's beer

Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:57 pm to
We need you, too, Aspy. I'll make certain that you have plenty of the beverage of your choice to drive the cart. Do you play golf?
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:57 pm to
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do play a mean steering wheel.



Underrated ability...
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:58 pm to
Nope. Never even tried. I play a pretty entertaining putt putt, though
Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:58 pm to
We need her voice and cart driving ability, LCA.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:58 pm to
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I can’t sing at all.
They ask me to lip sync in church.
Posted by Aspercel
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:59 pm to
I can drive a golf cart. Can my dog come? He loves golf cart rides.
Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 4:59 pm to
OK, we need you for singing, cart driving, and percussion.
Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 5:00 pm to
I'll check with the pro shop. I like dogs and his howls accompanying our horrible voices will assist in getting others off the course and us getting in 36. I like the idea.

Edited because I'm a horrible reader.
This post was edited on 2/27/19 at 5:03 pm
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 5:01 pm to
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We need her voice


Yikes

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cart driving ability


Yes!!!!

Once we were in church and the choir directors kids, who are pretty musically inclined, we're sitting in the Pew in front of us. During a hymn, my wife was singing a bit too loudly I guess, and both kids turned around and stared at her like she was in seizure.

AWKWARD.,
Posted by IonaTiger
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Posted on 2/27/19 at 5:02 pm to
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During a hymn, my wife was singing a bit too loudly I guess, and both kids turned around and stared at her like she was in seizure.


That's perfect for our quest to get in a quick 36.
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