re: Watching Fox 8 News

Sometimes y’all make fools of yourselves without trying.

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Crawfishermen always bitch that it’s too wet, too dry, too hot, too cold, the moon is in the seventh fricking sign. Whatever. There’s always some reason they have to raise prices

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Have you ever met a crawfisherman that sets his prices? I haven't. And I speak to them quite often. They complain as much as you pussies do about the prices.

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It goes something like this:

Long/cold winter, crawfish stay buried in their holes

Short/mild winter, crawfish stay buried in their holes

Too much rain, crawfish stay buried in their holes

Not enough rain, crawfish stay in their holes

Etc.

Etc.

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Heard recently that at this annual International Commission On Zoological Nomenclature a motion is on the docket to consider a name change from "Crawfish" to "Goldilocksfish".