re: Valentine’s Day In Game Thread

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My 8 month pregnant wife

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Pregnant sex is the best

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Mushroom soup, something with steak, maybe Oscar, a lobster dish, and maybe bread pudding.

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Make sure you post pics in the WFD thread

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I gave your mom my flower stem if you know what I mean..

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Hey gurl

Notoriously terrible gift giver (not just V-day, but Christmas and her birthday as well). If you ever watched The Middle, think "yellow pants." It's a source of amusement for my kids, and grudging acceptance by the wife.

Now, I will occasionally hit the mark with a good (or, even great) gift, but the misses are far more numerous.

Think I did pretty well this time for V-day - assorted chocolates that I know she would like, plus a couple of scented candles.

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Pecker, how do I maintain frame and alpha bawness for someone I am deeply in love with?

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1) buy her as many gifts as possible
2) listen to all of her stories and let her know that she tells the best stories
3) tell her that you need her and would be miserable without her
4) always apologize first

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1) buy her as many gifts as possible
2) listen to all of her stories and let her know that she tells the best stories
3) tell her that you need her and would be miserable without her
4) always apologize first

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You sound like a fricking cuck

flowers and her favorite chocolates yesterday...surgery today on my dislocated, fractured left ring finger...go figure...and she will be with me/waiting while procedure is done....recovery better be fast, cause golf season is slowly approaching

I'm giving her my meat.

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