re: .

Now that's a big vagina, vagina, vagina(echo)

quote:

---

had tracked after birth through and up to the 2nd floor

---

oh that's disgusting

I would cuddle you with passion

It happens form time to time at the hospital where I work.
A few years ago I was helping a woman out of a pickup truck. Opened the passengers door and was about to assist her into a wheelchair for the trip up to the Birth Center.
She said "To Late" and the head was showing under her robe. I gloved up and reached down just as the rest of it popped out.
The hardest part was trying to get the damn birth center nurses to come down with a delivery kit and take over.
"Can you put her in a wheelchair and roll her up?"
Uh, no. why don't you come down and take the baby out of my hands and do what you went to school to do.
"We will be waiting for her as soon as you can get her on the elevator."
Cool, should I go ahead and cut the cord before I get her on the elevator too?
Finally a couple of nurses got out there and took over and transported mom and baby upstairs.

A few months later a coworker was helping a woman into a wheelchair and the baby came out onto the sidewalk.
I found out about it the next night and ribbed him for about a week.
"Dude, You didn't catch the baby? What the heck? I caught the baby."

Since she had already given birth and was not using "it", did you ask if you could hit "it"?

I know friction would have been minimal but let's face it, Hog's breath is better than no breath at all.