tOFFICIAL Thanksgiving day family argument thread

On a day when we’re supposed to be thankful for what we have, most American families will find a way to get in each other‘s nerves and argue about all sorts of shite, this is that thread to let loose and vent and air your dirty laundry

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It’s 9:15am and my mother-in-law is already bitching about the celery being no good for her cornbread dressing and telling my teenage son to go get her more from the store

She is hungover as usual, going to be an awesome day.