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Posted by TigerBait2008
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:02 pm to
Was his butt that tight?
Posted by genro
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:04 pm to
It takes longer to read this post
Posted by northshorebamaman
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

I pushed it in, got the words "oh shite" out and violá it was a man

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Posted by knight_ryder
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:19 pm to
Posted by DuckManiak
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:20 pm to
I was 16 and just gotten my license. Brought an older girl home from a football game at Northshore high. Got on the subject of road head, and she started going at it. Busted on my jeans. Got to her house and started watching Superbad. The part where the drunk chick says, "lookie what I got under here for you." Well I asked her what she had for me. Started going and was done in 3 min (maybe). She got it up again (damn I wish I was 16 again) and it lasted maybe 5 min until she started getting nervous about her parents waking up. Best night of my life.

We ended up doing it again my freshman year of college. She had gained weight, but I had something to prove. Got drunk and knocked it down.
Posted by tke857
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:24 pm to
plastered after some party in HS...prob flopped around like a dead fish....nobody "won" that night. Got to make up for it several times after tho
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:27 pm to


And I'll offer full disclosure, I'm laughing with you not at you....
This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 8:33 pm
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:32 pm to
Not proud of it, but my first time was with the school whore. It was the summer I turned 15, so I was either an old 14 or a fresh 15. She was two years older than me but in the same grade. Heard she"got around" so a few of us made our move. Somehow I don't think I was the only one that succeeded that summer.

Today, she's as nasty as she sounds.

This post was edited on 1/12/17 at 8:36 pm
Posted by Mitcher8
Hopefully St. George soon
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:34 pm to
I was sixteen and she was too. We had sex on the floor in my friends parents extra bedroom. We started on the bed but it made an incredible amount of noise with any movement. It was also the first, and only time that a condom ever failed me. Other than that, everything went according to plan.

Had my older friend buy us plan B the next day.









Posted by dbeck
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Posted on 1/12/17 at 8:34 pm to
quote:

I pushed it in, got the words "oh shite" out and violá I was a man.

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