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Posted on 1/25/20 at 7:45 am to Mud_Till_May
This is why you’re a shitty husband, and a shitty person.
Posted on 1/25/20 at 9:22 am to Mud_Till_May
Not that you’re looking for an intellectual discussion but...
I think porn is popular for the same reason fast food is popular - wide availability and convenience.
Sure, a steak dinner with all the fixings tastes way better and is better for you than a Big Mac, but a Big Mac gets you 80% satisfied for roughly 1/100th of the effort. Same with porn, it takes 3 minutes to fire up the laptop, find a good video or 7, and bust a quick nut. Not as satisfying as sex, but pretty darn close.
> find a girl at the bar
> charm her and pump drinks I to her for a few hours
> hope she’s not STD infected or on the rag
> convince her to come home with you
> endure a 30 minute drive listening to her dumb arse talk
> procure condoms
> foreplay
> FINALLY SEX
> clean up
> have to drive her back to the bar
> hope she doesn’t call
vs
> open laptop
> pornhub.com
> type whatever you’re into (gay stuff for Oweo)
> start jerkin
> clean up
I think porn is popular for the same reason fast food is popular - wide availability and convenience.
Sure, a steak dinner with all the fixings tastes way better and is better for you than a Big Mac, but a Big Mac gets you 80% satisfied for roughly 1/100th of the effort. Same with porn, it takes 3 minutes to fire up the laptop, find a good video or 7, and bust a quick nut. Not as satisfying as sex, but pretty darn close.
> find a girl at the bar
> charm her and pump drinks I to her for a few hours
> hope she’s not STD infected or on the rag
> convince her to come home with you
> endure a 30 minute drive listening to her dumb arse talk
> procure condoms
> foreplay
> FINALLY SEX
> clean up
> have to drive her back to the bar
> hope she doesn’t call
vs
> open laptop
> pornhub.com
> type whatever you’re into (gay stuff for Oweo)
> start jerkin
> clean up
Posted on 1/25/20 at 9:41 am to soccerfüt
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manboobishly brown literary ball
Bravo!
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