re: This is the LUNCH THREAD: Better Late than Never Edition

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Last time I got handicap tickets I just happened to get in a brawl the night before and had a busted up leg and black eye so it was easy to pull off.... What I liked most is they allowed me to leave the stadium and walk back in all game. I stashed my 12pack just outside the gate on the west side and would sock 3-4 beers at a time

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Before the west addition to the stadium, the only handicap seats were on floor level in the south side endzone. I had two tickets and split the cost with a friend. Every game we saw a young couple (we assumed they were a couple), both were in one of those athletic wheelchairs. One game, we were making our way to the stadium and we saw them getting out of their car. They stood up and walked around to get their chairs out of the back of their car with no problem. My friend saw them first and he had been drinking. He yeld "daaammmnnnn, look. them dudes can walk!". When we saw them later on in the stadium, they mean mugged us like they would frick us up if we snitch on them.

Damn that doesnt look terribly expensive for a main Christmas gift.

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I never even finished making it. Grrrl was supposed to find me the glasses but she never did.

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Well that sucks. One year you should finish it and make smaller ones for your kids. How awesome would that be?