re: This car is NOT supposed to be on the road during hurricane

No problem dude.

First stout says "oh you cant hook up with her, shes too young". Then he says "oh no, this one is too old". Then "shes too ugly, OT4". Next thing you know, stouts moral compass has prevented you to hook up with any chicks for months.

He says "hey man, wanna come over and chill and kick back some wine coolers? just some bro time?" you think to yourself, weill shite, i got nothing else going on and im kinda lonely. So you head over to kstouts and yall are on the couch watching the game when it ends. He says "he may, how about you get us another round while i pick a movie". Sounds good to you right? When you come back in, hes says "you know, ive never seen this movie before but its had GREAT reviews and id like to just check it out, no worries, we can change it if it isnt any good".

Its brokeback mountain. You get a little uncomfortable, but youve never seen it either and youre kinda curious. You sit back and watch the movie and after a while you notice stouts hand is rest on your thigh. Maybe its the alcohol, maybe its the loneliness, but the feeling of someone elses touch comforts you. Your muscles relax, you enjoy the feeling.

Next thing you know youre naked and squealing like a pig. Hendersonshands walks in and says to you "Hey man, can you pass the lube"



frick that, thats not the reality you want to live in