re: Things you may have heard the last time a cop pulled you over

The day I moved to Walker I got a ticket. I was rolling to work and didn't realize where the school zone ended, and ended up going 5 miles over by the time he gunned me. I tried to explain to the officer that I literally had been to Walker once previously to look at my new house before buying and that very day to move in. His response as he handed me the ticket was "consider this your welcoming present."