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Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:28 pm to Hoyt
What the hell is a guinea horn?
This post was edited on 8/24/17 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:31 pm to Hoyt
When my mom opens the bathroom door.
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:32 pm to Hoyt
quote:
Y'all never encountered a guinea horn?
Is this your term for a muscle spasm?
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:33 pm to Hoyt
The ole stinky pinky. Especially when it is unexpected.
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:33 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:Everyone knows shitting on your chest costs extra.
When your mom wants twice the agreed upon price.
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:34 pm to Hoyt
nothing worse than when you're in doggystyle and the girl blasts some gas in your face, or so ive heard
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:34 pm to Darth_Vader
quote:
What the hell is a guinea horn?
I think it's an Italian Trumpet
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:34 pm to Hoyt
Her always cumming before me 
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:35 pm to Hoyt
Dog in the room.
Had a bad experience with a dog with separation anxiety and a tongue where the sun don't shine.
Actually, a main reason why I dumped the dog owner. Too attached to her poorly trained pooch.
She also didn't like when I joked that the dog helped me finish.
Had a bad experience with a dog with separation anxiety and a tongue where the sun don't shine.
Actually, a main reason why I dumped the dog owner. Too attached to her poorly trained pooch.
She also didn't like when I joked that the dog helped me finish.
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:35 pm to Hoyt
The cold nostril of a canine making contact with my bunghole while lying there basking in the lovely afterglow of a successful copulation.
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:35 pm to Hoyt
Seeing blood on white comforter
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:36 pm to Blob Fish
quote:
Had a bad experience with a dog with separation anxiety and a tongue where the sun don't shine.
Actually, a main reason why I dumped the dog owner. Too attached to her poorly trained pooch.
you had a threesome with a dog?
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:36 pm to Breesus
quote:
I think it's an Italian Trumpet
Not to be confused with the Rusty Trombone.
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:36 pm to Hoyt
quote:aka wickerbill?
guinea horn.
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:37 pm to dabigfella
quote:
nothing worse than when you're in doggystyle and the girl blasts some gas in your face, or so ive heard
The other end of that spectrum is when that brown eye starts winking at you and she starts getting goose bumps. That's when you know you're treating it right.
This post was edited on 8/24/17 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:37 pm to Hoyt
cramps
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:38 pm to Chad504boy
quote:
You had a threesome with a dog?
Dog HAD to be in the room or else he'd damn near claw my door down. So, I let him in and he jumped on the bed and licked my arse mid thrusting.
Gave him a strong swat off the bed and swore never again.
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:38 pm to White Bear
You've heard of the "little man in the boat"? A guinea horn is more like Shaq O'Neal in the boat.
This post was edited on 8/24/17 at 12:40 pm
Posted on 8/24/17 at 12:39 pm to Hoyt
When the drive to the whores house lasts longer than the sex
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