re: "The Surgeon" is more badass than Putin. Hell's Angels beware of Night Wolves!

The Surgeon is thanking his lucky stars that sanctions keep him from coming into the U.S. so that he doesn't have to experience the impending skull fricking that would happen when he runs into some of our homegrown badasses







And of course
Stone Cold Reggie Bush

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Why are you daydreaming of heauxmeauxsexual fantasies? That's weird.

See, folks, Darth's sick mind is exactly what The Surgeon is warning traditional society to avoid!

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I'll take your deflection of the question as a "yes". You would indeed perform fellatio on him if asked.

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I'd almost be willing to bet my last fist fight was before you were a wet spot in your momma's jeans that she gave me. 

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FIFY

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Is your MC violent? No. Now it would not be a good idea to go up to a group and start a fight. But then again how is that any different than if someone went up to any group of friends and tried starting a fight?

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DV, the 'heavy' majority of bikers I see aren't only dirty 'in huge need for a shower' looking, they are terribly out of shape and would get their collective asses handed to them by nearly any other group of regular guys or a roving gang of urban street thugs. The dudes are a disgrace and would be gassed after the first couple swings of the ball peen.

Bunch of pussies is what I'd call them... From their 'lack of' fighting ability, to them needing to carry weapons hoping to intimidate someone

Why so they could flash their Ka-bar knife hoping to intimidate? Or try and be a badass by needing to jump someone?

No thanks. As you know ive been in enough trouble and can't afford anymore. Was just stating an observation that obviously hits close to home

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ive been in enough trouble and can't afford anymore

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hmmmm....elaborate

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Why so they could flash their Ka-bar knife hoping to intimidate? Or try and be a badass by needing to jump someone?

No thanks. As you know ive been in enough trouble and can't afford anymore. Was just stating an observation that obviously hits close to home

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This may come a shock to you but bikers, just like everyone else, come in all different shapes, sizes, and ages. There are bikers out there who could pick you up and beat you against a wall until your brains were coming out your ears. There are others who won't even kill a fly.

One of the bikers I have the most respect in the world for is a dude that's almost 70, weights probably about 90 lbs soaking wet, and left a good portion of his brain cells in the 60's.

I've walked in this world for a minute. Long enough to know that be it a biker or be it anyone else, usually the ones who talk about being bad or how they'd whip this one or that one's arse, are usually the ones who are full of shite. Not saying that's you, just saying that people who talk about how bad they are usually aren't.

And for the record, being a biker has nothing to do with being bad or whipping anyone's arse.

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Since the Night Wolves have unquestionably established themselves as the toughest motorcycle club in the world, I'm surprised no one has asked the most important question: Who is tougher - the Russian or the American Hell's Angels chapters?

I believe the Russian chapters trump the American chapters.

Russian men are just tougher than American men. American men worry about dress shoes giving their sockless feet blisters, which color skinny jeans to wear with the plaid sports coat, and being the best stay-at-home dad possible.

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You're starting to sound like RedRifle.

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So the Hell's Angels or Bandidos would kick yalls arse?

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That's a matter of numbers. And both of those clubs have numbers that few other clubs can come close to matching. As for those two clubs, we've been to their events and they've been to ours. Mutual respect is always shown both ways and have had zero issues with either club.

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Dude you are a b-budget biker.

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I wish I could have got my Glide at a b-budget price.

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Stop pretending like you're on The Surgeon's level.

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What level are you talking about that I'm supposed to be "pretending" I'm on?