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re: The great zombie manifesto... part 2.. i guess??!!

Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:53 am to
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:53 am to
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In order to kill the zombies they have to be shot in the head, like on DotD

That's the easiest way.

You just have to sever their brain from the spinal cord.
Posted by Tygerfan
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:53 am to
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I don't see how we have enough time to get the defenses up. A moat through concrete parking lots and roads? Sealing the entrances with cement?




there is time.. we have illegal messicans on standby.

those guys work hard. and if we lose a few, its cool!
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:54 am to
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My question is how do you get through the concrete streets to make the moat? Steal construction equipment of just use explosives?

The moat will be inside TS. Around the field.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:54 am to
It would be very convenient to get a really small chainsaw that you could just keep in a little sling or something.
Posted by chip207
Bossier Parish
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:54 am to
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Well, remember the last line of defense if they get too out of control is to blast Thriller through the PA system at TS, and kill them while they lined up and danced.

Awesome
Posted by Ziggy
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:55 am to
Would they have any kind of access to guns and ammo?
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:55 am to
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The moat will be inside TS. Around the field.


So you're saying the field would be the last line of defense? I was thinking put the moat on the outside the stadium, about 20 yds out. Then have barbed wire/mine field. Then a big arse electric fence.
Posted by Tygerfan
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:55 am to
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Would they have any kind of access to guns and ammo?




zombies don't know how to shoot guns.. they only know how to eat brains.
Posted by TigerNutwhack
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:55 am to
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Sure, when compared to a chainsaw, machette, and baseball bat!



I like how step 2 is to taunt the zombie. I'm tiger-baiting those frickers before I give them a taste of the flamethrower.


Then you're just going to have a zombie that wants to eat your brains and is also on fire, at least initially.

My main concern would be sealing up the ramps to the upper decks. The gates all have, well, gates, so that can hold back the hordes at least until the gates can be reinforced/concreted in. But what about the ramps? If these are DotD zombies, these guys are running and coming fast. You don't have forever, and if they get up a ramp, they can get down into the bowl. I guess if someone has explosives we could destroy them, but I'm not sure how practical that is.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:56 am to
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Would they have any kind of access to guns and ammo?


Not likely, too stupid
Posted by LSUBoo
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Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:56 am to
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Would they have any kind of access to guns and ammo?

Access, sure... ability to use them... nah.




If Tiger Stadium doesn't work out, I'm going to The Winchester.
Posted by Tygerfan
Member since Jan 2004
33815 posts
Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:57 am to
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Then a big arse electric fence.




zombies are already dead.. they don't feel the shock.

you need something that will destroy them.
Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:58 am to
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zombies are already dead.. they don't feel the shock.

you need something that will destroy them.


I'm just talking about something to impede their onslaught. If they get past the moat and the minefield, the fence would stop them to enable us to pick them off one by one via rifles or grenades.
Posted by Ziggy
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:58 am to
Would they ever get so damn tired and frustrated of trying to get into TS and just start eating their zombie friends?
Posted by TigerNutwhack
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:58 am to
One question about these zombies. Do they breathe? If they don't, a moat of water would be a bigger liability than a help, because a zombie could just wander around in it and surface unexpectedly.
Posted by chip207
Bossier Parish
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:58 am to
See the chart...to kill the zombie kill thier brain!

Wait a minute why don't zombies eat each others brains?
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:58 am to
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Then you're just going to have a zombie that wants to eat your brains and is also on fire, at least initially.

These zombies are slow... they will catch the other zombies on fire and it will be like a big zombie BBQ.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:59 am to
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I'd really like to get a nice rigged up vehicle to drive around and run them over. And to get from place to place.

We plan to use Dead Reckoning, the vehicle from Land of the Dead:



And of course the hovercrafts:

Posted by Rickety Cricket
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 11:59 am to
I'd like to call attention to my outer-stadium moat idea. I think it's got potential. It would be a tough construction job, but it would make life on the inside much much easier.
Posted by TigerNutwhack
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Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:00 pm to
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Would they ever get so damn tired and frustrated of trying to get into TS and just start eating their zombie friends?

No. Nothing as far as I know eats zombie infected flesh, so having a moat of crocodiles wouldn't help much either.
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