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re: The great zombie manifesto... part 2.. i guess??!!
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:48 pm to 800lbgorilla
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:48 pm to 800lbgorilla
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Do any of you know how to operate a cruise ship or aircraft carrier?
Can't be that hard... I could probably figure it out in an hour.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:53 pm to LSUBoo
bottom line, ZOMBIES AIN'T GOT shite ON US!!!
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:54 pm to 800lbgorilla
quote:I call bullshite
I can teach any rantard how to sail in less than 1 hr
Posted on 4/2/08 at 12:58 pm to Bengal
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I call bullshite
yeah really...too much going on for any of us to pick up on the fly
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:12 pm to LSUBoo
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Can't be that hard... I could probably figure it out in an hour.
For some reason that statement just made me nervous
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:17 pm to LSUBham
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For some reason that statement just made me nervous
Why would that make you nervous, love?
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:20 pm to LSUBoo
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Why would that make you nervous, love?
Well, I'd prefer to have a trained professional at the helm of the aircraft carrier or cruise ship, if that's all that stands between me and zombies trying to eat my brain - not someone figuring it out in about an hour. No offense Boo. Oh, and wouldn't we need all the extra time we could get if zombies are after us?
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:20 pm to LSUBoo
We going to keep this going or no?
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:41 pm to Ziggy
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We going to keep this going or no?
Oh yeah.
Islands might be a good strategy. You've got good land to cultivate crops on and you can get your food from the see. The major problem is the odd zombie that might float up. You'd have to have constant patrols and secured safe zones.
Always remember, the greatest enemy in a zombie infested world is carelessness.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:41 pm to Tygerfan
Which species of zombie are we talking about, the Shaun of the Dead type that can go around in daylight or the Omega Man type that can't stand light? If it's the Omega Man type then the Tiger Stadium lights could be modified and pointed outwards as a defense. A generator would be needed but it would probably be better to install enormous solar panels with batteries because fuel runs out and generators would contribute to global warming.
Another defense would be to pour boiling hot nacho cheese over them from the upper decks.
Another defense would be to pour boiling hot nacho cheese over them from the upper decks.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:41 pm to Ziggy
1. Screw Chicken and his GZM deleting ways.
2. Who the frick started a zombie thread and didn't tell me?!?
3. The West Monroe/Monroe zombie survivor crews are supposed to meet up and raid the national guard armory here before starting our convey to Tiger Stadium. If need be we will swing by Fort Polk for additional firepower. We will also provide intel when we arrive.
4. Tiger Stadium was chosen because the metal gates could be lowered and then reinforced. The dorms could be used for living quarters and the field could be used to grow food and for a heliport. The stadium itself will act as a fortress. Also, there are probably leftover nacho chips to sustain us until we can forage in force.
5. Foraging parties will be sent to Wal-Marts and any place with ammunition.
6. Each person is responsible for providing their own weapons.
7. New rules will be enforced giving power to those of us that recognized the zombie menace ahead of time.
8. Screw Chicken.
9. Someone needs to learn to fly a helicopter. I don't think we can learn how a la Battlefield Earth.
10. Whores will be very important for survival of the species. Apply now. Pics are required. No angle shots.
11. Be sure to have a variety of close in as well as distance weapons. A silent killer like a silenced pistol, bow or crossbow is also good to have.
12. Read World War Z.
2. Who the frick started a zombie thread and didn't tell me?!?
3. The West Monroe/Monroe zombie survivor crews are supposed to meet up and raid the national guard armory here before starting our convey to Tiger Stadium. If need be we will swing by Fort Polk for additional firepower. We will also provide intel when we arrive.
4. Tiger Stadium was chosen because the metal gates could be lowered and then reinforced. The dorms could be used for living quarters and the field could be used to grow food and for a heliport. The stadium itself will act as a fortress. Also, there are probably leftover nacho chips to sustain us until we can forage in force.
5. Foraging parties will be sent to Wal-Marts and any place with ammunition.
6. Each person is responsible for providing their own weapons.
7. New rules will be enforced giving power to those of us that recognized the zombie menace ahead of time.
8. Screw Chicken.
9. Someone needs to learn to fly a helicopter. I don't think we can learn how a la Battlefield Earth.
10. Whores will be very important for survival of the species. Apply now. Pics are required. No angle shots.
11. Be sure to have a variety of close in as well as distance weapons. A silent killer like a silenced pistol, bow or crossbow is also good to have.
12. Read World War Z.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:42 pm to Tigris
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Which species of zombie are we talking about, the Shaun of the Dead type that can go around in daylight or the Omega Man type that can't stand light? If it's the Omega Man type then the Tiger Stadium lights could be modified and pointed outwards as a defense. A generator would be needed but it would probably be better to install enormous solar panels with batteries because fuel runs out and generators would contribute to global warming.
Another defense would be to pour boiling hot nacho cheese over them from the upper decks.
Omega Man had vampires, which are mythical creatures. We're talking about zombies here. The slow, shambling kind that don't stop ever.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:44 pm to TigerDeacon
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Read World War Z.
Also read the Zombie Survival Guide. Information that could save your life.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:46 pm to TigerNutwhack
I think maybe an island off the eat coast would be a good thought. If you go to one in the Bahamas, you have to worry about the threat of hurricanes. If you went to one on the east coast, you would have quick access to the mainland and the advantages of a disconnected island.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:47 pm to TigerNutwhack
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Omega Man had vampires
In the original Omega man with Charlton Heston they were not vampires.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:47 pm to Tigris
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Another defense would be to pour boiling hot nacho cheese over them from the upper decks.
Not only is this not feasible, but a waste of a valuable food source.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:47 pm to Rickety Cricket
The problem with an island is that zombies don't drown. They just walk into the water and can walk up on a beach at any time.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:48 pm to Tigris
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In the original Omega man with Charlton Heston they were not vampires.
In the book they were vampires. End of story.
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:48 pm to White Shadeaux
Posted on 4/2/08 at 1:49 pm to TigerDeacon
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The problem with an island is that zombies don't drown. They just walk into the water and can walk up on a beach at any time.
Leaving you with nowhere to retreat to. An island would have to be a bastion of last resort. Or just a R and R getaway.
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