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The Cotton Eye Joe story
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:49 pm
A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.
Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend
Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could.
In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
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Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:49 pm to Street Hawk
Dear whitepeoplemeet
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:49 pm to Street Hawk
Incredible.
I honestly didn't know this story.
I honestly didn't know this story.
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:52 pm to Street Hawk
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:57 pm to Street Hawk
quote:If I'd known the problems it would cause, I'd've picked my own damn eye
if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:59 pm to Street Hawk
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The Cotton Eye Joe story
I call BULL-shite!!!
Posted on 6/20/17 at 11:09 pm to Street Hawk
I'm thinking of that quote from Samir in Office Space... "Yes, this is horrible."
Posted on 6/20/17 at 11:27 pm to Street Hawk
So ole cotton eye was putting it in your gf's brown eye?
Posted on 6/20/17 at 11:32 pm to Street Hawk
God Dammit! I hate myself, but I legit LoL'd.
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