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That bitch Carole Baskin

Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:15 pm
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80179 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:15 pm
I can’t believe she’s getting that zoo
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18054 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:17 pm to
Sigh
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80179 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:18 pm to
Would you rather talk about Covid and the riots?
Posted by SeaBass23
VA
Member since Jul 2019
1587 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:23 pm to
Here Kitty Kitty

Screw that bitch Carol Baskin
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
44874 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:24 pm to
I’d rather talk about gundam wing
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124251 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:35 pm to
That Bitch Carole Baskin

Well gather round ye people,
And I’ll tell you a tail,
Of tiger kings and happenings,
That put a man in jail,
There’s quite a cast of characters,
And folks backstabbed and bitten,
So if you’ll give me the time,
Then I’ll make the story rhyme,
For you cool cats and kittens,

Well it starts with Joe Exotic,
An enigma of a man,
And his zoo filled up with tigers,
On a big old tract of land,
Now I ain’t one to judge a man,
In this madness of Corona,
With his mullet and his vest,
Siegfried crossed with Wild West,
He puts the homo in Oklahoma,

Well down in sunny Tampa,
In the land where gators roam,
Lives a busybody woman,
With some Tigers of her own,
Harold Baskin married Carole,
Wed that witchy weird widow,
Yeah she had a lot of money,
Man but don’t you think it’s funny,
Where her husband went no one knows

Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin

Vs 2:
Doc Antle runs a Tiger cult,
For chicks who love big kitties,
Yeah he’d scoop up fallen angels,
Made em work to buy new titties,
Carole hated men like Joe and Doc,
And so she began the feud,
Yeah she tried to shut ‘em down,
Like her ex they never found,
Cause she made him into tiger food,

Carole came at Joe with lawsuits,
And her online PETA friends,
So he called her out on YouTube,
While pursuing younger men,
And he found a guy named Travis,
Who at first would hesitate,
With a little meth and time,
Joe Exotic changed his mind,
When he told him “well you ain’t that straight.”


Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin

Vs 3:
With his toothless meth fueled threesomes,
And a crazy failed campaign,
In a downward spiral, then his beau,
Put a bullet through his brain,
In an act of desperation,
And with nowhere else to go,
Although he was broke and busted,
Yeah he never should have trusted,
In that Vegas playboy named Jeff Lowe
Posted by lsuguy13
RIP MATT
Member since Mar 2004
9509 posts
Posted on 6/1/20 at 11:03 pm to
All her faul t
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