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That bitch Carole Baskin
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:15 pm
I can’t believe she’s getting that zoo
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:18 pm to Hogwarts
Would you rather talk about Covid and the riots?
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:23 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
Here Kitty Kitty
Screw that bitch Carol Baskin
Screw that bitch Carol Baskin
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:24 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
I’d rather talk about gundam wing
Posted on 6/1/20 at 10:35 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
That Bitch Carole Baskin
Well gather round ye people,
And I’ll tell you a tail,
Of tiger kings and happenings,
That put a man in jail,
There’s quite a cast of characters,
And folks backstabbed and bitten,
So if you’ll give me the time,
Then I’ll make the story rhyme,
For you cool cats and kittens,
Well it starts with Joe Exotic,
An enigma of a man,
And his zoo filled up with tigers,
On a big old tract of land,
Now I ain’t one to judge a man,
In this madness of Corona,
With his mullet and his vest,
Siegfried crossed with Wild West,
He puts the homo in Oklahoma,
Well down in sunny Tampa,
In the land where gators roam,
Lives a busybody woman,
With some Tigers of her own,
Harold Baskin married Carole,
Wed that witchy weird widow,
Yeah she had a lot of money,
Man but don’t you think it’s funny,
Where her husband went no one knows
Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin
Vs 2:
Doc Antle runs a Tiger cult,
For chicks who love big kitties,
Yeah he’d scoop up fallen angels,
Made em work to buy new titties,
Carole hated men like Joe and Doc,
And so she began the feud,
Yeah she tried to shut ‘em down,
Like her ex they never found,
Cause she made him into tiger food,
Carole came at Joe with lawsuits,
And her online PETA friends,
So he called her out on YouTube,
While pursuing younger men,
And he found a guy named Travis,
Who at first would hesitate,
With a little meth and time,
Joe Exotic changed his mind,
When he told him “well you ain’t that straight.”
Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin
Vs 3:
With his toothless meth fueled threesomes,
And a crazy failed campaign,
In a downward spiral, then his beau,
Put a bullet through his brain,
In an act of desperation,
And with nowhere else to go,
Although he was broke and busted,
Yeah he never should have trusted,
In that Vegas playboy named Jeff Lowe
Well gather round ye people,
And I’ll tell you a tail,
Of tiger kings and happenings,
That put a man in jail,
There’s quite a cast of characters,
And folks backstabbed and bitten,
So if you’ll give me the time,
Then I’ll make the story rhyme,
For you cool cats and kittens,
Well it starts with Joe Exotic,
An enigma of a man,
And his zoo filled up with tigers,
On a big old tract of land,
Now I ain’t one to judge a man,
In this madness of Corona,
With his mullet and his vest,
Siegfried crossed with Wild West,
He puts the homo in Oklahoma,
Well down in sunny Tampa,
In the land where gators roam,
Lives a busybody woman,
With some Tigers of her own,
Harold Baskin married Carole,
Wed that witchy weird widow,
Yeah she had a lot of money,
Man but don’t you think it’s funny,
Where her husband went no one knows
Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin
Vs 2:
Doc Antle runs a Tiger cult,
For chicks who love big kitties,
Yeah he’d scoop up fallen angels,
Made em work to buy new titties,
Carole hated men like Joe and Doc,
And so she began the feud,
Yeah she tried to shut ‘em down,
Like her ex they never found,
Cause she made him into tiger food,
Carole came at Joe with lawsuits,
And her online PETA friends,
So he called her out on YouTube,
While pursuing younger men,
And he found a guy named Travis,
Who at first would hesitate,
With a little meth and time,
Joe Exotic changed his mind,
When he told him “well you ain’t that straight.”
Chorus:
It’s hard to tell just what went on with wild Joe Exotic,
But Tiger eyes can mesmerize,
A gaze almost hypnotic,
And where did Carole’s Husband go?
That’s The question we’re all askin,
But the only soul that really knows,
Is that bitch named Carole Baskin
Vs 3:
With his toothless meth fueled threesomes,
And a crazy failed campaign,
In a downward spiral, then his beau,
Put a bullet through his brain,
In an act of desperation,
And with nowhere else to go,
Although he was broke and busted,
Yeah he never should have trusted,
In that Vegas playboy named Jeff Lowe
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