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Step by step on how to conduct yourself in court with a Judge
Posted on 8/5/16 at 7:51 am
Posted on 8/5/16 at 7:51 am
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a Georgia inmate accused of causing another man's death in prison, and he wants to fire his public defender
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That's when things got really spicy—Allen decided to get himself held in contempt of court and told the judge to go frick himself
Daily Dot
Posted on 8/5/16 at 8:07 am to Wtodd
Sounds like prison is a good place for him.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 8:16 am to Wtodd
They stole this from a Rick and Morty bit.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 9:01 am to Wtodd
That's funny as frick. Court is such a great place to listen to ridiculous shite. I had to go take care of a ticket in high school and heard some great stories. There was this old black man that had to go before the judge for domestic violence...
Judge - "So it says here you hit your wife..."
Old black man - "I didn't hit my wife."
J - "You didn't hit your wife?"
OBM - "No, sir... I drop kicked my wife."

Judge - "So it says here you hit your wife..."
Old black man - "I didn't hit my wife."
J - "You didn't hit your wife?"
OBM - "No, sir... I drop kicked my wife."
Posted on 8/5/16 at 9:25 am to Wtodd
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eat arse for a bag of coffee
Yep
Posted on 8/5/16 at 9:41 am to terd ferguson
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OBM - "No, sir... I drop kicked my wife."
That's an OT Baller right there
This post was edited on 8/5/16 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 8/5/16 at 9:42 am to Wtodd
a few weeks ago there was a thread on this, but they had the Rick and Morty characters read it
Posted on 8/5/16 at 9:43 am to Wtodd
I'm sure Obama will release him soon. Judge is a racist.
Posted on 8/5/16 at 10:01 am to Langland
Are you assuming the defendant is black? Cause that would make you the racist (and btw, he's not).
This post was edited on 8/5/16 at 10:02 am
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