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Sometimes it's inevitable you will get hurt

Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:09 pm
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:09 pm
Yesterday I'm minding my own business sitting on a step outside. Suddenly, this bee buzzes right in my personal bubble, & at first I don't think much of it b/c it's probably going to fly off, right?

Nope. This bee- hovers centimeters in front of my face where I can hear it buzzing it my ear.

I don't panic, but I also have no where to move but forward on the stairs.
So, as soon as the bee bumbles up, I duck my head & do a rip thru move to gain maximum momentum trying to avoid getting stung in the face.

Turns out, there was metal railing around me that my swim move caught and drug across my back. Stung bad enough at first couldn't tell if the bee got me, or the railing.

Now, I gave a nasty welt on my back that looks like someone took a cane to it.
Sometimes, you can't win.

What's worse? A gashed back bruise, or a single bee sting to the face?
Posted by BCMCubs
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:10 pm to
Ummmm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:11 pm to
Which sport did the bee play
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:11 pm to
RA'd for not knowing wtf this is.
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:12 pm to
I know, wrong board (fock)
Posted by sms151t
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:12 pm to
Could this be an allegory for the Bautista situation?
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:13 pm to
quote:


Could this be an allegory for the Bautista situation?





Brilliant.
Posted by OneMoreTime
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:21 pm to
Well the bee might not have ended up stinging you, so good job hurting your back, dummy.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:23 pm to
Why didn't you slap the bee like a man?
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

Why didn't you slap the bee like a man?


Because he let up, he could have injured the bee if wanted to though.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:26 pm to
Your beefense was lacking
This post was edited on 5/16/16 at 1:26 pm
Posted by stlslick
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:26 pm to
Sometimes you eat the Bear, sometimes the Bear eats you.
Posted by AjaxFury
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

Your beefense was lacking





I'm almost crying
Posted by lsusportsman2
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 2:29 pm to
Since this is on the MSB, which sport were you playing?
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 2:33 pm to
I thought this was going to be a thread about love
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 5/16/16 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

I thought this was going to be a thread about love


"When you are feeling sad and blue, you know love's made a fool of you". Lyrics by Buddy Holly.

link Bobby Fuller's rendition (right before he died at age 23)
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