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re: Some Bama fan is waiting for me at Sonic
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:33 pm to BayouCatFan
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:33 pm to BayouCatFan
Dude
Post the #
Please just post the #, we’ll get this gump.
Post the #
Please just post the #, we’ll get this gump.
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Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:34 pm to p&g
There is no gump. 
Posted on 9/18/18 at 10:41 pm to BayouCatFan
quote:
Are gumps that crazy?
Uh, yeah. Call the local police and tell them there's a madman at the local sonic with a loaded red pistol.
Posted on 9/18/18 at 11:44 pm to BayouCatFan
Years ago I was nailing this married chick from Alabama. She and her husband all Bama all the time. Anyway, she was a good lay. She tells her friends how she loved receiving my bone anally and her old man is hiding around corner and hears her. Beats the shite out of her until she provides him my name and number. shite head calls me, going to kill me, etc.
I call his old lady and gets his work address so I fly to Alabama and walk into his office. Little fricker maybe stands 5'2". He asks who I am, so I tell him. He starts yelling he is going to kick my arse and comes around the desk. I crush him with a right and he crumbles. I stand there for a few minutes waiting for him to get up which he never does, so I walk out, head back to the airport and fly home.
The guy said he would kick my arse so I figured since I had been banging his old lady that he should get the chance.
I call his old lady and gets his work address so I fly to Alabama and walk into his office. Little fricker maybe stands 5'2". He asks who I am, so I tell him. He starts yelling he is going to kick my arse and comes around the desk. I crush him with a right and he crumbles. I stand there for a few minutes waiting for him to get up which he never does, so I walk out, head back to the airport and fly home.
The guy said he would kick my arse so I figured since I had been banging his old lady that he should get the chance.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:19 am to LC412000
Not terrible for a 1st attempt at a 3rd grade creative writing assignment.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:22 am to EarlyCuyler3
lol it is a good story huh? Hope your jaw mended properly
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:26 am to LC412000
Wasn't me. I'm 5'4" and I'd pound you so hard her arse hole would hurt in sympathy.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:32 am to EarlyCuyler3
Now that is a good 3rd grade story lol
Posted on 9/19/18 at 12:39 am to LC412000
I have some 4th grade ones too when you move up in class.
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:09 am to EarlyCuyler3
After I finished with your old lady I did move up in class
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:21 am to LC412000
This thread took a turn
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:27 am to LC412000
Go to the head of the class son
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:41 am to Nado Jenkins83
Laughing I love you Man!!!!
Posted on 9/19/18 at 7:21 am to LC412000
Did you move up from junior blowhard a-hole to senior blowhard a-hole? Congrats on the promotion!
Posted on 9/19/18 at 7:23 am to BayouCatFan
Play stupid games.... (you know the rest)
Posted on 9/19/18 at 8:33 am to BayouCatFan
I bet there are about 6 pickup trucks from the OT now lined up at Sonic beside the gump ready to kick your arse by now.
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