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Side Hustle - motorized scooter with a penis pump
Posted on 6/27/25 at 8:18 pm
Posted on 6/27/25 at 8:18 pm
The population in America is aging with the post WW2 baby boomers entering their twilight years. Based on a separate thread, many of them have been turning to penis pumps because they have been taking viagra, but are no longer satisfied with what they have been getting from home.
Once you are this old; I imagine a decent size part of the population also needs a scooter (similar to the ones at Walmart) to get around. Do you think there is a market, which is at the onset of a great boom, to offer scooters with a penis pump attachment and compatibility?
This would allow the boomers both mobility and satisfaction at the same time while they are running errands around town.*
*Any patent from this idea can be used freely, but must include Jafari Rastaman.
Once you are this old; I imagine a decent size part of the population also needs a scooter (similar to the ones at Walmart) to get around. Do you think there is a market, which is at the onset of a great boom, to offer scooters with a penis pump attachment and compatibility?
This would allow the boomers both mobility and satisfaction at the same time while they are running errands around town.*
*Any patent from this idea can be used freely, but must include Jafari Rastaman.
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Posted on 6/27/25 at 8:18 pm to jafari rastaman
I see you’ve spent your entire day on the OT
Posted on 6/27/25 at 8:25 pm to jafari rastaman
Patent this immediately
Posted on 6/27/25 at 8:48 pm to jafari rastaman
South Park already sort of did this.
Posted on 6/27/25 at 8:56 pm to CocomoLSU
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Kathy obviously has been practicing.
Posted on 6/27/25 at 9:32 pm to jafari rastaman
Who the frick could even think this stupidly. Please kill yourself.
Posted on 6/27/25 at 11:27 pm to jafari rastaman
Just use a bike pump as a penis pump.
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