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Sharp Poots That Hurt Coming Out
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:22 pm
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:22 pm
Discuss.
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Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:22 pm to shutterspeed
tWurst
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:23 pm to shutterspeed
quote:
Sharp Poots That Hurt Coming Out by shutterspeed
Use a bigger aperture.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:24 pm to shutterspeed
Like during a sneeze?
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:24 pm to shutterspeed
Try repositioning the gerbil.
Hope this helps.
Hope this helps.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:25 pm to Eli Goldfinger
quote:
Like during a sneeze?
Yes, that kind.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:25 pm to shutterspeed
You must be clinchin’.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:26 pm to Eli Goldfinger
That would be a snart
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:26 pm to Eli Goldfinger
I heard if you sneeze and fart at the same time your body takes a screenshot
This post was edited on 10/19/18 at 9:28 pm
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:27 pm to terd ferguson
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:28 pm to hambones
quote:
I heard if you sneeze and fart at the same time your body takes a screenshot
That would be a screenshart.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:28 pm to shutterspeed
Taint rattler
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:29 pm to dbeck
Haha! Touché. That’s better. Fml
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:30 pm to SJS101
Whycome they do that, though?
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:30 pm to shutterspeed
Back in the day, we used to refer to them as "Tear arse" farts.
That's all I got.
That's all I got.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:35 pm to shutterspeed
I figure that pain is weakness leaving my body via the butthole
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:40 pm to SJS101
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:43 pm to ruzil
quote:
Back in the day, we used to refer to them as "Tear arse" farts. That's all I got.
I’ve aways wondered if you could truly tear your a-hole if a fart came out a little too strong. I mean, surely everyone had had at least one that felt like it caused rectal damage.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:44 pm to shutterspeed
Better than the ones that feel harmless until you shite your pants.
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:57 pm to fallguy_1978
But they hurt. They feel like cuts.
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