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re: **Saturday lunch thread...Pet fart edition**

Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:47 pm to
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:47 pm to
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I get diddly squat


I'll go in with KC and send you something...

I have a water pik I won in a golf tournament in the early 2000's....
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:48 pm to
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go play with your pussy
Get yourself a cat, it's the closest you'll ever get to pussy.
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:51 pm to
I don't recognize any of those, but I have to say the steak chips look intriguing. I imagine any of those would fill his farttank.

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Posted by TexasTiger33
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:52 pm to
haha i don't have any need to brag about my conquests to a geriatric

i have dated models and doctors and lawyers because they are in my league

unlike you who has to date trailer trash

plus I am swimming in divorced milf pussy in this area but they are sometimes crazy af
This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 2:53 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:53 pm to
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growing up and living here does
I lived in Texas for a while, my sister graduated from high school in Texas, my brother was born in Texas, my dad died in Texas, my daughter lives there now

I’m not saying I’m ’Texan’ but I have respect for the place and I can have an opinion on whether or not we need a Texas flag emoji

I’d even say I’m more Texan ( if I’d say I’m a Texan, but I’m not) than you since my dad’s family moved there in the 1870s and have been there since - just a tad longer than your family
Posted by LCA131
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:54 pm to
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i didn't drink last night i have covid







It must suck to be that soft. Is her feweeing bad? Have da sniffles? A wittle coughy-poo?

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and ultimately myself thru their investments



Still suckling on yo momma's teat!

So weak. So lonely. So pathetic.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:54 pm to
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I have a water pik I won in a golf tournament in the early 2000's....
I only have one tooth
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:55 pm to
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I have a water pik
I see you're in the giving spirit too. Merry Christmas, mplc. I could use that Water Pik for my tooth.


ETA: you beat me too the tooth joke
This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 3:19 pm
Posted by TexasTiger33
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:56 pm to
i can respect that and i appreciate your campaigning for a Texas flag emoji

we can agree to disagree on what makes a person a Texan
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just a tad longer
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:56 pm to
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I don't recognize any of those
me either, so I figured it would be fun to try
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I imagine any of those would fill his farttank.
that is pretty easily accomplished
Posted by TexasTiger33
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:58 pm to
Not lonely. Stop projecting. I have an amazing and rich life. Beyond blessed. And I have a well paying job. I just enjoy enriching my parents thru it.

You could never do that. You're nobody.

So obsessed. So keyboard warrior. So pussy.

YOU ARE A NOBODY
This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 2:59 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 2:59 pm to
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we can agree to disagree on what makes a person a Texan
true - voting Republican, owning a gun, and driving a Ford truck is usually how my Texas family rolls

And being born there
Posted by TexasTiger33
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:00 pm to
k
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:03 pm to


How do you know LCA is a nobody?

I’m not saying you’re wrong, but how do you know? What was your original username?
Posted by TexasTiger33
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:04 pm to
i can tell by his behavior
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:05 pm to
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i have dated models and doctors and lawyers because they are in my league

Of course, you're a trust fund baby, right?

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plus I am swimming in divorced milf pussy


Sure, you're doing the breaststroke in nothing but the best.

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unlike you who has to date trailer trash

I don't think I have, but if the opportunity presents itself, sure. It's the person that counts not what type of domicile they inhabit.

Posted by TexasTiger33
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:06 pm to
k

frick you Krap. You are nothing in this world. You never were. And you come from nothing.

This post was edited on 12/13/25 at 3:10 pm
Posted by LSUDad
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:07 pm to
Pork Appetizer and a Noodle Bowl.


Let’s Eat!

Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:08 pm to
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It's the person that counts not what type of domicile they inhabit.
so if something happens to MrGRT, you are saying there is a chance?


I’m just joking, Waffle House hashbrowns are the fountain of youth
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 12/13/25 at 3:10 pm to
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i can tell by his behavior
oh, so through shite posting on an anonymous message board you are able to gauge someone’s personality and know everything about them

Were you C-Rev?
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