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Salmy Smacks!

Posted on 6/15/18 at 5:49 pm
Posted by Radler_the_weinerdog
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2016
1482 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 5:49 pm
Attention citizens: Please return your Honey Smacks to your nearest food distribution center. Your orange hued Cheeto in chief will give you further instructions when he can finally get off the toilet.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52918 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 5:50 pm to
Melt
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 5:51 pm to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 6/15/18 at 5:52 pm to
This post was edited on 6/15/18 at 5:56 pm
Posted by Radler_the_weinerdog
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2016
1482 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 5:55 pm to
Honey Smacks are infested with salmonella. Hence the cute yet noxious term Salmy Smacks.
LINK
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

Honey Smacks are infested with salmonella. Hence the cute yet noxious term Salmy Smacks


When you give something a clever, funny name to make fun of their misfortune, it’s supposed to be clever and funny.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 5:57 pm to
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Honey Smacks


Is it wrong that I don't know what the frick this is either?
Posted by Radler_the_weinerdog
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2016
1482 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 5:57 pm to
Orange hued Cheeto in chief doesn’t do it for you?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47589 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 5:59 pm to
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Orange hued Cheeto in chief


Well, Orange hued and Cheeto are redundant and the orange and cheeto jokes are kinda played out.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 6:00 pm to
That isn’t clever or funny either.
Posted by Radler_the_weinerdog
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2016
1482 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 6:01 pm to
No love for Salmy Smacks either?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136794 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 6:01 pm to
OP should consider a class on comedic theory that is taught at the local learning annex.
Posted by 4Mpipeliner
Member since Dec 2017
124 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 6:01 pm to
It's sugar smacks,damn it.
Posted by Radler_the_weinerdog
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2016
1482 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 6:02 pm to
My test audience disagrees vehemently. Maybe you caught teh ghey
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98138 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 6:02 pm to
I would rather eat salmonella for breakfast than that slimy Cap'n Crunch. Gross.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 6:02 pm to
Is your test audience over 10?
Posted by Radler_the_weinerdog
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2016
1482 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 6:03 pm to
Au contraire mon frere! Sugar ist verboten in kinder cereals. They only use “honey” now
Posted by Radler_the_weinerdog
New Orleans
Member since Oct 2016
1482 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 6:05 pm to
Well, you now have that option, buckaroo. Dig ‘em!!!
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 6/15/18 at 6:14 pm to
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Is your test audience over 10?

Probably just retarded
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