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Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:10 pm to Pecker
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**Pro Tip: I've found that working on an empty stomach is best**
Well, yeah. That's why you cook a light dinner, preferably fish if you invite her over. Little hard to take the old bald headed gnome for a stroll in the misty forest when you're both carrying a food baby.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:11 pm to Honky Lips
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Oh so you're a "pro." I'm so humbled to be in your presence. Please continue to drop your knowledge on us peasants.
Calm down, bro. Protip
Was said in jest but I was also stating something that I had noticed or found to be best.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:12 pm to Pecker
Did she make you a sammich after?
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:13 pm to Pecker
The last time you got to touch a woman's pussy was moments before the doctor slapped you on the arse and sent you to the nursery.
Or in other words, 13 years ago.
Or in other words, 13 years ago.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:15 pm to Peazey
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It's also just curious that the first thing that a person thinks about after having sex is to rush to the OT to post about it.
Well I'm laying in bed reading TD. Thought I'd take a moment to contribute.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:15 pm to Cosmo
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Women dont like getting pummeled for 20 minutes as porn suggests
Maybe the only truthful thing in this thread. Women want 20 minute back rubs, not 20 minutes of being impaled by a penis.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:17 pm to Pecker
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They don't like it unless they're working towards an orgasm
If it takes you 20 minutes to bring her to orgasm, you're doing it wrong, kid.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:18 pm to MadDoggyStyle
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Did your boyfriend like having his balls licked?
I assumed homosexual men such as yourself would want to discuss sex, so I specifically referred to women in the title of the thread. I'm not anti-homo, but it's not a topic I'm interested in.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:24 pm to Pecker
Did you wash your hands and pecker off with some baby wipes or just wiped them in on the sheets before rolling over and picking up your phone?
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:24 pm to Darth_Vader
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If it takes you 20 minutes to bring her to orgasm, you're doing it wrong, kid.
I specifically mentioned multiple orgasms in the OP.
A chick doesn't want to lay there while you pound away and she gets nothing out of it. But if she's working towards an orgasm (be it the 1st, 2nd, 3rd...whatever) she'll obviously be enjoying herself. First one usually within the first 5-10 minutes, unless you're rushing it. There's just no reason to rush it because subsequent O's will come faster.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:28 pm to SuperSaint
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Did you wash your hands and pecker off with some baby wipes or just wiped them in on the sheets before rolling over and picking up your phone?
Washed hands. Threw on boxers. I'm an animal that way
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:31 pm to Pecker
No offense, but I'm laughing my arse off at you and your sad little thread right now. My best advice to you is just stop. You're making an arse of yourself with this "educational", "ProTip" bullshite and the only people buying it is your fellow virgin teenagers.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:31 pm to Pecker
I've often wondered if the OT is full of basement dwelling losers that don't have any real friends and only socialize on the Internet.
OP just confirmed himself as that guy
OP just confirmed himself as that guy
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:34 pm to Pecker
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Washed hands. Threw on boxers. I'm an animal that way
Make sure you throw those Kleenex away before your mom brings you pop tarts for lunch.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:37 pm to Darth_Vader
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No offense, but I'm laughing my arse off at you and your sad little thread right now. My best advice to you is just stop. You're making an arse of yourself with this "educational", "ProTip" bullshite and the only people buying it is your fellow virgin teenagers.
so you're in the advice business? And your advice to me is to stop giving advice? Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:39 pm to Darth_Vader
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Make sure you throw those Kleenex away before your mom brings you pop tarts for lunch.
This is the weakest smack ever.
Knows my age
Knows I have a fiance (has seen the pictures)
Blasts me with "bet the last time you saw a pussy was during birth!"
You're on fire tonight bro
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:40 pm to Pecker
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women can have more than one orgasm, bros
You have some sort of epiphany? I thought this was common knowledge, bro.
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:41 pm to dbeck
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I thought this was common knowledge, bro.
This is the OT
Posted on 5/27/17 at 11:42 pm to Pecker
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so you're in the advice business? And your advice to me is to stop giving advice?
I'm not in the advice business. But I've been around long enough to know bullshite when I smell it. And considering I've been getting pussy since Ronald Regan was still POTUS, I know what you're selling is bullshite.
Imagine a 15 yr old kid who just got his learner's permit walked into a truck stop and started giving old truckers "ProTips" on how to drive.
You're that 15 yr old kid.
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