re: Real life: Nose hair.

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shut up

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You sound like a squirrel! I bet you wudn't say that to my face!!!

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But even with the weed wacker, I find myself pulling nose hairs. And many of them are old and white.

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Wait a few more years. Sometimes on the morning drive to work the sun hits them just right and I look in the rear view mirror it's like I'm staring at a baw in F250 Platinum with his light bars on.

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I keep a nose hair trimmer in the truck.

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Me too.

I have a real fine, light-colored, single hair that grows out from my left ear lobe. I forget about it but will occasionally see it when turning at just the right angle in the mirror while shaving. It's hard to get a grip on it but I rip that sumbitch out by the roots when I see it but the damn thing just keeps growing back.