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re: Question for Tinder Experts

Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:06 am to
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:06 am to
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If I sign up, do you think my wife will find out?


Absolutely. She will have some friend on Facebook that will see you on there and notify the wife promptly.

Edit: She may f*** you, then notify the wife. Or she may just start telling people she saw you on there. Either way, the wife will find out.
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 9:08 am
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84420 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:07 am to
That literally has nothing to do with the sunject of this thread, but hey man, congrats on getting your dick sucked. I know I'll sleep better tonight knowing you're a reasonably competent adult in the world who is able to trick a chick into going down on you.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:09 am to
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Absolutely. She will have some friend on Facebook that will see you on there and notify the wife promptly.

He needs to put in his bio:"Happily married.Just blooming for a friend to go to Chili's with". Her friends will understand and commend him on being responsible.
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 9:09 am
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98745 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:09 am to
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If I sign up, do you think my wife will find out?


I have a married friend that uses it but only when out of town and it's linked to a fake facebook
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17666 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:09 am to
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I never knew most girls from the ages of 18-30 have 1,2, or 3 kids


And let me guess...the phrase "my kids are my life" is used quite often?
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:11 am to
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I have a married friend that uses it but only when out of town and it's linked to a fake facebook
Why the hell even get married if you have to do all of this
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 9:12 am
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84420 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:11 am to
Single moms are the most outspoken, too.

"I am NOT here for a hook up. If you're just looking for arse then swipe left. My kids are my life and I'm not here just for a fling."

Bitch, shutup with your ole skanky trash arse. You obviously put out and are down with the casual frick or else this fricking kid wouldnt be standing in the corner watching me slip a thumb in your arse.

Single moms on Tinder are the fricking worst.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98745 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:13 am to
You'd have to ask him
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115573 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:17 am to
The funniest ones are the "omg I don't even know why I'm on this app my friend signed me up, but try you best pickup line lollll"
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20379 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:18 am to
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I am NOT here for a hook up. If you're just looking for arse then swipe left.



These are the same ones who are sending you the nudes two texts after exchanging numbers. Woman, you're at work right now. No way you just took that pic.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84420 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:20 am to
Yeah, those bitches are dumb, too.

I'm always amazed at the ones who put their Instagram and SnapChart handles right there in their about me.

At least save that shite for a dude you match with. I can't even fathom the amount of dick pics they get.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
115573 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:25 am to
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I'm always amazed at the ones who put their Instagram and SnapChart handles right there in their about me. At least save that shite for a dude you match with. I can't even fathom the amount of dick pics they get.


Those are the ones that are just like-whores. They want to be "Instagram famous" like that means anything
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84420 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:27 am to
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Those are the ones that are just like-whores. They want to be "Instagram famous" like that means anything


That also means they're so desperate for attention that you can manipulate the frick out of them if you wanted.

Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:31 am to
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Single moms are the most outspoken, too.

"I am NOT here for a hook up. If you're just looking for arse then swipe left. My kids are my life and I'm not here just for a fling."

Bitch, shutup with your ole skanky trash arse. You obviously put out and are down with the casual frick or else this fricking kid wouldnt be standing in the corner watching me slip a thumb in your arse.

Single moms on Tinder are the fricking worst.



Well put sir.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20379 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:35 am to
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That also means they're so desperate for attention that you can manipulate the frick out of them if you wanted.



I got my notepad out. Let's hear these Jedi hormone tricks.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
84420 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:40 am to
You can't teach shite like that over the internet. You either got it or you don't.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60307 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:44 am to
Tinder sounds like the debil.
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 10:38 am
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20379 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:46 am to
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You can't teach shite like that over the internet. You either got it or you don't.


Come on man!
Posted by Haydo
DTX
Member since Jul 2011
3005 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 9:53 am to
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jvilletiger25


Download the app Hinge. You're welcome.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20379 posts
Posted on 2/25/15 at 11:19 am to
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Download the app Hinge. You're welcome.



It said it's not even available in the Jacksonville area yet.
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