re: PSA: I-49 North closed at 190 in Opelousas

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laffy towards god’s country: reroute.

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Had no idea heaven was a bunch of nothingness and pine trees.

Thanks for clearing that up for me.

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Can he even walk or is he too fat to?

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Great grammar, Paul. Learn that while prepping at Andover?

What a dolt.

Wharton business school mba class of 2008.

What was that again?

I'll have my personal assistant, Mitchell, phone your assistant in the morning. Please report back to me if his tone is anything but sincere and invigorating.

That's him. His grandfather, Bertram, who you likely knew, was our first general counsel. A refreshing and good man. RIP.

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I’m sensing an acerbic tone.

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"S" must stand for "Spiderman", because your senses are most accurate, ole chap.

Thank you my good fellow.