re: Potential predator (attempted child abduction) in Ascension Parish

Good thing it wasn't my scraggly arse riding around looking for a lost coon dog. There'd be an APB out for me too. Be on the lookout for drooling well hung man with a lazy eye and beat up Ford pickup with blue truck nuts and free candy painted on the side while using a dog picture to lure MILF's over to his truck for discussion about interior decorating tips.