OT parents - Has Santa never passed at your house?

I discipline kids enough they wouldn’t be acting like little shits.

I put wrapped empty boxes out early and tell the kids that Santa was busy and had to stop by before Christmas day, but that we can't open until then. And every time they're bad, I throw one of the boxes in the fireplace.

What’d they do that was so bad Santa would give up on them?

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Well one of them is still not in their bed.

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Well you sound like a shitty parent.

Probably. He will not stay in his bed or room without me in there. I told him Santa won't pass if he isn't in his room sleeping by himself and he said he doesn't want Santa to pass. I'm leaning towards that right now.

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My kids are so bad tonight I'm thinking that Santa will pass by our house and not stop.

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Kids being kids on Christmas. The horror. Chill the frick out.

I spent way too much money on my SO's nephews. They better not give that fat bastard any credit.

But that being said, my brother is 9 and I hope beyond all hope he thinks his present is from Santa.

Mine just woke everyone up and it’s 3, guess it’s Christmas morning early round here

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told him Santa won't pass if he isn't in his room sleeping by himself

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Don't use Santa as a parenting tool, jackass.