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Posted on 7/24/20 at 2:56 pm
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Posted on 7/24/20 at 2:56 pm
Ponce De Leon, famed Spanish explorer from the 16th century most known for his search of the Fountain of Youth, was mortally wounded during a skirmish with the Calusa Indians when trying to land near Key West to start a Spanish Colony in 1521. He was not hit in the thigh with a poisoned tipped arrow, as some suggest, but in the crotch according to the ship's log. Several of the men on his ships were also killed in the skirmish. He died several days later in Cuba after aborting the landing attempt.

His final words to the ship's surgeon, after learning that his dick would have to be amputated, were "Go ahead and kill me now!"



This post was edited on 7/24/20 at 7:34 pm
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/24/20 at 2:59 pm to
Sounds like a guy who fricked.
Posted by BlackCoffeeKid
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 7/24/20 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

Ponce De Leon, famed Spanish explore from the 1600s most known for his search of the Fountain of Youth

This is a myth. He never searched for the fountain of youth. That story was started after his death.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47135 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

This is a myth. He never searched for the fountain of youth. That story was started after his death.


He is, however, still most known for that, myth or not.
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
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Member since May 2004
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Posted on 7/24/20 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

This is a myth. He never searched for the fountain of youth. That story was started after his death.


Sounds better than dying from getting shot in the dick
Posted by jammintiger
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 7/24/20 at 3:50 pm to
"famed Spanish explore from the 1600s... mortally wounded...in 1521".
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
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Posted on 7/24/20 at 3:51 pm to
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 7/24/20 at 4:13 pm to
Interesting...

Yesterday I shared with everyone that the, 'ACE' of ACE bandage was an acronym for

All
Cotton
Elastic.

If Ponce had one, he still would have died.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
47135 posts
Posted on 7/24/20 at 7:15 pm to
Sorry.. meant 16th century.

Always make mistakes when posting on mobile.
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