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NSFW reopens after COVID-19!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 6/22/20 at 11:45 pm
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46010 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 11:45 pm
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They’re open for frisky business.

As New York City emerges from lockdown and enters into Phase Two of reopening Monday, a Soho sex club is navigating how to get down and dirty while still staying squeaky clean and coronavirus-free.

In order for the members-only group called NSFW — which stands for the New Society For Wellness — to open their clubhouse doors again, they’ve rolled out an assortment of new rules and regulations that take the risk out of risqué, The Post has learned.


Taking the risk out of risque sounds boring.

quote:

So Saynt — whose job title is “chief conspirator” of the club — drafted additional safety precautions himself, including mandatory temperature checks at the door, bringing a separate change of clean clothes in a plastic bag, wearing a mask (NSFW has their own branded version) and gloves, using sanitation stations throughout the space, and of course, “no new sex,” which means you can’t hook up with anyone besides the partner you came with.
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But what if the partner that you came with gets a headache?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 11:47 pm to
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you can’t hook up with anyone besides the partner you came with.

I've been practicing my whole life for this moment!
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46010 posts
Posted on 6/22/20 at 11:49 pm to
quote:

you can’t hook up with anyone besides the partner you came with.

I've been practicing my whole life for this moment!


Your right hand does not count.
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
9207 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 12:10 am to
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Your right hand does not count.


Well, dang, I'm out.
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46010 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 12:18 pm to
bump for the daylight crew
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53839 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 12:20 pm to
Why would you pay to go to a club, wear a mask and gloves to frick your girlfriend/wife etc?
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
88394 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 12:34 pm to
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you can’t hook up with anyone besides the partner you came with



Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
46010 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 12:53 pm to
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Why would you pay to go to a club, wear a mask and gloves to frick your girlfriend/wife etc?


It's NYC. They do stupid things and pay for the privilege to do those stupid things there.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76795 posts
Posted on 6/23/20 at 12:55 pm to
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partner you came with

sounds like the hookup already happened
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