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re: Now Closed: I'll answer any question you ever had about VOLCANOES!
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:15 pm to Pectus
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:15 pm to Pectus
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And if you did it then pulled him out and he died from untreated burns, it would be murder in the 3rd degree. (get it? get it?)
I sort of chuckled. More of a chortle.
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Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:15 pm to link
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dave chapelle had casual sex with an erupting volcano in one of his skits. it appeared consensual, but as you probably know, volcanoes are inanimate objects incapable of speech or free will. at a minimum, do you agree that 1.) there needs to be more awareness about this issue, and 2.) sex with a volcano is probably not possible due to the extreme temperatures of the flowing magma?
The public needs to be made more aware of volcanoes. Perhaps we should mandate a sexual education course.
You could get to home plate with a MUD volcano and be OK.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:15 pm to link
You post the most retarded stuff. Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:19 pm to CocomoLSU
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What's the closest (known) volcano to Louisiana, and is it close enough that we ever really have to worry about it. Hurricanes suck enough to also have volvanoes to deal with.
Also, how much do you love this gif? Even though it's not a volcano, I feel like it's similar:
Cool .gif!
Ok, the nearest volcano to Louisiana is probably in Texas in the panhandle area. But it's long since been dead. There are erosionally-resistant remains of the interior of volcanoes all throughout that region.
Cannot find a picture, but they're there.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:19 pm to Pectus
If we ran a core sample, could we get some DNA?
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:20 pm to Pectus
Is a mud volcano really a volcano, or is it only called that because it resembles a volcano? Also, if there were liquid hot magma flowing down the streets of LA and you were there, would you need to follow a basketball to tell which direction was downhill, or would your innate sense of direction and perspective be enough?
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:21 pm to Pectus
When is Yellowstone going to blow? I still haven't built my underground shelter yet. How much time do I have?
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:21 pm to Count Chocula
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If we ran a core sample, could we get some DNA?
No. Every bit of their bodies has been replaced with silica. The ash that encased them and covered them, over time, dissolved and infiltrated every pore then recrystallized to make the inorganic rock we see today.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:22 pm to Pectus
quote:I frickn hate it when that happens.
No. Every bit of their bodies has been replaced with silica. The ash that encased them and covered them, over time, dissolved and infiltrated every pore then recrystallized to make the inorganic rock we see today.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:22 pm to LSUBoo
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Is a mud volcano really a volcano, or is it only called that because it resembles a volcano? Also, if there were liquid hot magma flowing down the streets of LA and you were there, would you need to follow a basketball to tell which direction was downhill, or would your innate sense of direction and perspective be enough?
It just has the same anatomy as a volcano.
Depends on where I was standing and if it was day or night.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:23 pm to Pectus
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Because they go BLEYWWLHFHAIHFGFGGGGGCCCCCCCHHHH!
Best song ever for that video
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:23 pm to Pectus
a friend of mine asked me to ask you more about these mud volcanoes. about how tall is the one in that pic? do you think my friend would need to get on his knees to penetrate a mud volcano, or would he just have to squat down a little bit? he's about 6'1".
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:24 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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When is Yellowstone going to blow? I still haven't built my underground shelter yet. How much time do I have?
You have time. I'm sure they'd close the park if they didn't feel it was safe.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:25 pm to link
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a friend of mine asked me to ask you more about these mud volcanoes. about how tall is the one in that pic? do you think my friend would need to get on his knees to penetrate a mud volcano, or would he just have to squat down a little bit? he's about 6'1".
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:25 pm to Pectus
why is it called a volcano?
have you ever walked in one?
if I touched liquid magma, would my hand simply melt off or would it catch on fire?
have you ever walked in one?
if I touched liquid magma, would my hand simply melt off or would it catch on fire?
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:26 pm to Pectus
Do real life lava monsters live inside volcanoes? And if so, can I kill one with a sword?
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:28 pm to Pectus
If a shield volcano traverses over a caldera due to plate tectonics, what happens?
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:28 pm to MapGuy
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why is it called a volcano?
I had to look that up. It says Vulcan, god of fire.
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have you ever walked in one?
There's 3 types of volcanoes you can walk in:
active, dormant, and ancient.
I've done the ancient. Hopefully I'll do all three.
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if I touched liquid magma, would my hand simply melt off or would it catch on fire?
See the link in LSUBoo's answer to that.
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:28 pm to Pectus
At zero gravity, would mercury and/or molten lava turn into a liquid?
I understand there is volcanic activity on the dark side of the moon? True? Or is it we just cant see it according to Pink Floyd?
I understand there is volcanic activity on the dark side of the moon? True? Or is it we just cant see it according to Pink Floyd?
Posted on 6/12/14 at 2:29 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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Do real life lava monsters live inside volcanoes? And if so, can I kill one with a sword?
If you think bacteria look like monsters, yes.
A sword is far too large to kill a bacteria. You'd have to make a sword of electrons.
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