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re: Neighbor Keeps Throwing Apples In My Backyard

Posted on 6/24/22 at 3:34 pm to
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 6/24/22 at 3:34 pm to
Maybe he's hinting that you're fat and need to eat healthier.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
112029 posts
Posted on 6/24/22 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

Bro, you live in Arkansas. Just be glad it’s not meth and/or fat trailer trash chicks flying over your fence


So he doesn't live next door to King
Posted by Allister Fiend
Member since Jan 2016
913 posts
Posted on 6/24/22 at 3:41 pm to
How big is your yard? I have property lines a couple hundred yards from my house. A neighbor could be feeding the squirrels for all I know.
If you’re in a subdivision or have close lines to your house then he just thinks you’re a bitch.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
10235 posts
Posted on 6/24/22 at 3:49 pm to
First: the OP was in April so it was hypothetical, no apple trees are productive in Arkansas in April, the apples on them are maybe a half an inch across.

If they are Arkansas Blacks, one of the best keeping apples, be thankful.

If somebody's tree is that productive, have a neighborhood apple shake with old sheets under the tree(s) to make it easier, and if there are enough apples, it's time to make cider.

Remember the immortal words of Thomas Jefferson: this country is coming along well as we're eating our fruits instead of drinking them.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11582 posts
Posted on 6/24/22 at 4:06 pm to
make apple pie
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