re: Need some pun help to piss off the Mrs

After a few drinks, my neighbor and I came up with a few:


Bitch you gonna get a double dribble if you don't be pivoting

Why you turn like that? You don't be signaling.

You can't invest for shite, our dividends be dwindling.

Why you talk so loud? You don't be whispering.

It don't feel the same when I hit it, it be steady whistling

You can't start the fire 'cause you don't be kindling

Your gravy is too thin; you don't be simmering

You can't grow a grass tennis court; you don't be Wimbledon.

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You can't grow a grass tennis court; you don't be Wimbledon.

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that's awesome.