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Posted on 1/12/14 at 8:52 am to Mie2cents
Actions speak louder than words!
Posted on 1/12/14 at 8:53 am to caill430
Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
Also:
You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.
Also:
You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 9:04 am to Mie2cents
1. A man who stands for nothing will fall for anything.
2. Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.
3. When you are with a group of people that are being chased by a hungry lion, always remember that you only have to run faster than one person.
4. The four worst words in golf.... It's still your shot.
5. When someone farts I say.... "That's that a-hole behind you talkin shite".
6. (On oral sex on a woman) Once you get past the smell, you got it licked.
7. Things are never as great as they seem and they are never as bad as they seem.
8. I've never seen the wind, but I've seen the effects of the wind. There's a mystery to it.
8. The anvil outlasts the hammer.
9. Ignorance with love is better than wisdom without it.
10. Never.... and I mean never say "what else can go wrong". It will only get worse if you do.
2. Anything worth doing, is worth doing right.
3. When you are with a group of people that are being chased by a hungry lion, always remember that you only have to run faster than one person.
4. The four worst words in golf.... It's still your shot.
5. When someone farts I say.... "That's that a-hole behind you talkin shite".
6. (On oral sex on a woman) Once you get past the smell, you got it licked.
7. Things are never as great as they seem and they are never as bad as they seem.
8. I've never seen the wind, but I've seen the effects of the wind. There's a mystery to it.
8. The anvil outlasts the hammer.
9. Ignorance with love is better than wisdom without it.
10. Never.... and I mean never say "what else can go wrong". It will only get worse if you do.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 9:11 am to Mie2cents
If I got rid of my demons, I'd lose my angels- Tennessee Williams
This post was edited on 1/12/14 at 9:13 am
Posted on 1/12/14 at 9:25 am to HideChaKidz
quote:Awesome quote. Best one I've heard yet, besides the ones I posted...
If I got rid of my demons, I'd lose my angels- Tennessee Williams
Posted on 1/12/14 at 10:05 am to Mie2cents
"You can marry more money in 15 minutes than you can make in a lifetime." - my uncle told me when I was five.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain. Learned in high school, but the explore, dream, discover part has always stuck with me.
"some of it's magic, some of it's tragic
But I had a good life all the way" - Jimmy Buffett. Not inspirational, but a quote I like.
"When in a pickle, take the nickel." - attorney on taking the 5th amendment.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
- Mark Twain. Learned in high school, but the explore, dream, discover part has always stuck with me.
"some of it's magic, some of it's tragic
But I had a good life all the way" - Jimmy Buffett. Not inspirational, but a quote I like.
"When in a pickle, take the nickel." - attorney on taking the 5th amendment.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 10:08 am to caill430
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken! -Col. Sanders
Posted on 1/12/14 at 10:20 am to caill430
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
Posted on 1/12/14 at 10:37 am to MountainTiger
My dad is a quote machine:
Sensibility..... "If you're not gonna use your head you might as well have two assholes."
Humility...."Don't read your press clippings."
Reality..."you can polish a turd but it's still a turd."
Self-control...."there's been many'a good man caught in a trap baited with pussy."
I could go on.... He's a pretty witty fella.
Sensibility..... "If you're not gonna use your head you might as well have two assholes."
Humility...."Don't read your press clippings."
Reality..."you can polish a turd but it's still a turd."
Self-control...."there's been many'a good man caught in a trap baited with pussy."
I could go on.... He's a pretty witty fella.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 10:42 am to caill430
Life's a journey, not a destination.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 10:48 am to Tiger n Miami AU83
'You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on the saddle horn.'
Kinky Friedman
Kinky Friedman
Posted on 1/12/14 at 10:53 am to FightinTigersDammit
Hasa Diga Eebowai
Posted on 1/12/14 at 11:03 am to caill430
You can want in one hand and shite in the other and see whitch one fills up faster 
Posted on 1/12/14 at 1:05 pm to caill430
DON'T LET PEOPLE SMALLER THAN YOU DICTATE THE LIFE YOU LIVE.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 1:47 pm to ElderTiger
Buy land even if you can't afford it because they don't make no more land.
Posted on 1/12/14 at 2:52 pm to Mie2cents
"Not to decide is to decide."
High school science teacher JWW
High school science teacher JWW
Posted on 1/12/14 at 3:06 pm to austintigerdad
"The more I learn, the less I know".
Posted on 1/12/14 at 3:41 pm to caill430
Just back in the States and this one always connects:
“To be a mass tourist, for me, is to become a pure late-date American: alien, ignorant, greedy for something you cannot ever have, disappointed in a way you can never admit. It is to spoil, by way of sheer ontology, the very unspoiledness you are there to experience, It is to impose yourself on places that in all non-economic ways would be better, realer, without you. It is, in lines and gridlock and transaction after transaction, to confront a dimension of yourself that is as inescapable as it is painful: As a tourist, you become economically significant but existentially loathsome, an insect on a dead thing.”
David Foster Wallace (RIP)
“To be a mass tourist, for me, is to become a pure late-date American: alien, ignorant, greedy for something you cannot ever have, disappointed in a way you can never admit. It is to spoil, by way of sheer ontology, the very unspoiledness you are there to experience, It is to impose yourself on places that in all non-economic ways would be better, realer, without you. It is, in lines and gridlock and transaction after transaction, to confront a dimension of yourself that is as inescapable as it is painful: As a tourist, you become economically significant but existentially loathsome, an insect on a dead thing.”
David Foster Wallace (RIP)
Posted on 1/12/14 at 4:02 pm to Tigris
Another:
“If you lack the iron and the fuzz to take control of your own life, if you insist on leaving your fate to the gods, then the gods will repay your weakness by having a grin or two at your expense. Should you fail to pilot your own ship, don't be surprised at what inappropriate port you find yourself docked."
Tom Robbins
“If you lack the iron and the fuzz to take control of your own life, if you insist on leaving your fate to the gods, then the gods will repay your weakness by having a grin or two at your expense. Should you fail to pilot your own ship, don't be surprised at what inappropriate port you find yourself docked."
Tom Robbins
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