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re: Monday lunch thread*

Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:22 pm to
Oh shut up and go suck another stranger's d*ck. I asked Skil.
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113627 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

Skil, be honest with me and shoot me straight. Do you think I have any shot with Miranda Lambert?



does the pope poop in the woods?

fes, you gat dang right you have a chance.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:22 pm to
Mother of the year
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86111 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:23 pm to
Ty gent.

To Paige:

:boom:
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113627 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

When he learns how to not crash into big trucks



did i miss him having a lapse in judgment? was he texting?


quote:

And yes. He has to be home before I get too drunk to go get him if he needs a ride or before I pass out


2 words-----uber
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85639 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:24 pm to
have I replaced blondie?
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

And yes. He has to be home before I get too drunk to go get him if he needs a ride or before I pass out
Posted by SouthOfSouth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2008
43585 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:26 pm to
This playoff is really fun to watch.
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
34377 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:26 pm to
I was procrastinating the other day and found a house there that backed up to some water. Starting thinking how great it would be and then I thought some alligator would probably come and eat the dog and that would be terrible.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86111 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:27 pm to
Have you considered moving to Baton Rouge?

Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:27 pm to
How much longer before Randy comes home with some friends just to find you passed out drunk and one of his friends tries to sex you up and you let him?
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85639 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:27 pm to
I was trying to teach him to pass on the interstate and he got back in the right lane a little too quickly

We had a close brush with death that day. But at least the OT won't hate him for staying in the left lane too long
Posted by Winkface
Member since Jul 2010
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Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:28 pm to
Nah
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
LA
Member since Jun 2007
69711 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:29 pm to
laf gators are the worst
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
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85639 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:29 pm to
Shut up, stupid
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
86111 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:29 pm to
Well, if you ever change your mind on that, I've got plenty of room at my place.
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
85639 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:31 pm to
This is so boring just talking about what everyone ate for lunch all day
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
73159 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

And yes. He has to be home before I get too drunk to go get him if he needs a ride or before I pass out



What happens if he loses track of time, ends up somewhere that he could end up hurt or in trouble and you're already cross-eyed drunk? He just shite out of luck?
Posted by Paige
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Member since Oct 2010
85639 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:34 pm to
Gtfo. It was a joke
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
113627 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

We had a close brush with death that day.



the interstate is scary for a new driver. especially in texas where a fricking garbage truck passed me one time while i was going 75.
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