re: LUNCH TIME THREAD- gross stories edition

Posted by Tyga Woods

South Central Jupiter Island, FL

Member since Sep 2016

41584 posts

Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:15 pm to Skillet

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what'd u do with all the panties that the o-t chicks sent u from seeing your pics

im makin a quilt. u can check it out on my OnlyDads.

Posted by Skillet

Member since Aug 2006

113308 posts

Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:16 pm to madamsquirrel

quote:
But does your wrist work?

barely

and now u know the wrist of the story

Posted by Tyga Woods

South Central Jupiter Island, FL

Member since Sep 2016

41584 posts

Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:16 pm to Aspercel

quote:
Yours?

Probably a seafood pasta that a friend of mine makes

Posted by Kcrad

Diamondhead

Member since Nov 2010

65389 posts

Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:18 pm to Skillet

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i have skin tags on my wrists

Cut those nasty things off, but be careful.

G'day bffS

Posted by madamsquirrel

The big somewhere out there

Member since Jul 2009

55048 posts

Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:18 pm to SuperSaint

Posted by Tyga Woods

South Central Jupiter Island, FL

Member since Sep 2016

41584 posts

Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:19 pm to Skillet

quote:
and now u know the wrist of the story

pall harvee

Posted by Skillet

Member since Aug 2006

113308 posts

Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:20 pm to Tyga Woods

quote:
wiyf pasta?

tss

aub's has one of those fancy smancy pasta machines.....her buttered noodles with some fresh parm on top are delish af

Posted by Kcrad

Diamondhead

Member since Nov 2010

65389 posts

Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:20 pm to Tyga Woods

I'm going to Rouse for the Pumking Palooza. There should be rides in the parking lot and funnel cakes.

Posted by Skillet

Member since Aug 2006

113308 posts

Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:21 pm to Kcrad

quote:
G'day bffS

sup mp sip

Posted by Tyga Woods

South Central Jupiter Island, FL

Member since Sep 2016

41584 posts

Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:21 pm to Skillet

quote:
aub's has one of those fancy smancy pasta machines.....her buttered noodles with some fresh parm on top are delish af

pics?

Posted by Tyga Woods

South Central Jupiter Island, FL

Member since Sep 2016

41584 posts

Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:22 pm to Kcrad

quote:
'm going to Rouse for the Pumking Palooza. There should be rides in the parking lot and funnel cakes.

r u wearing a flannel shirt and black leggings?

Posted by Captain Rumbeard

Member since Jan 2014

6397 posts

Posted on 10/17/24 at 12:25 pm to madamsquirrel

I had an appendix burst many years ago. They sliced me open with a hole about 5 inches long and cleaned it out and stapled me closed and put me on an IV they didn't get in right and I started dying of infection in the hospital. A couple of days later the doctor walked in with a nurse. I'm high fever and weak so she holds me down while he takes out a staple remover and starts busting staples out. Now that hurt, but I get what he's doing so OK.

He then reaches back and grabs one of those long wooden q tips, flips it around from the fluffy end and sticks it in my wound.

That hurt a lot.

And then he starts working it back and forth breaking up the regrowth by force. Now this is one of the most painful things I've ever experienced and my mind went to an image of Braveheart getting his guts torn out at the end.

That's when the puss exploded out of the wound and sprayed everyone and everything in that room. Gross af.

Red beans and rice.

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