re: LUNCH THREAD- the show us your boots edition (nsfw)

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I wish you had a Will Grier NFL career. Play 2 games as a rookie, get paid for 5+ years, not get hit since you were in your early 20's, and stacking fat stacks the whole time.

I do not wish you had that Barbie wife of his, though. When his career is done, she will feel that they grew apart, take half of his money, and run like a scalded chimp.