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Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:50 pm to
Posted by lsu31always
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:50 pm to
Wyd
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:50 pm to
pirate treasure mpf
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:51 pm to
Writing poems and kicking @ss.

Wyd?
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 1:57 pm to
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Slag, my love, I've been MIA. What's with fr33 and x's on floors? Please make me laugh, as this should be funny.


be still, my chubby little heart

DPH got my bad joke... X marks the spot
Posted by lsu31always
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:00 pm to
Watching glass get turned down for handjobs. He is crushed.
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:01 pm to
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Watching glass get turned down for handjobs. He is shattered.

Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:01 pm to
I hope his business picks up. I'm sure he could use the money.
Posted by Deep Purple Haze
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:03 pm to
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:03 pm to
quote:

Watching glass get turned down for handjobs. He is crushed.

If I didn't have to work today, I'd head over to Finn's and let him give me one. But no finger penetration, period.
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:06 pm to
Who do you have in the head to head handjob competition? Fin or glass?
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:07 pm to
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head to head handjob competition


wouldn't that be a swordfight?
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:09 pm to
No, the only unsheathed sword in this competition belongs to Festus. One sword only, only makes it kind of gay.
This post was edited on 6/17/20 at 2:11 pm
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:11 pm to
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No, the only unsheathed sword in this competition belongs to Festus. One sword only, only makes it kind of gay.


it's not gay unless he gets a boner... and I've seen Fin so we can rule that out.
Posted by madamsquirrel
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:11 pm to
Y'all better be careful. Fin eats a lot of crawfish and doesn't wash his hands very well.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:11 pm to
hows the arsenal crowd looking?
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:12 pm to
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hows the arsenal crowd looking?

Speaking of gay...


MS---That's more of a Festus problem.

It looks like Festus has left the chat. He must be busy at the moment.
This post was edited on 6/17/20 at 2:14 pm
Posted by t00f
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:13 pm to
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crawfish and doesn't wash his hands very well.


crayfish season ova, finger assault season in
Posted by Festus
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:14 pm to
Handjobs? Glass
Blowjobs? Fin

And lol at slag, sword fighting, head to head, I laughed. But technically, I thing it would be jousting, not sword fighting.
Posted by Kcrad
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:15 pm to
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Handjobs? Glass
Blowjobs? Fin

I'm glad you could straighten that out for us. Thanks, F.
Posted by Slagathor
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Posted on 6/17/20 at 2:16 pm to
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I laughed
I can die happy




even though you didn't get my pirate joke
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